Not soon enough, but I sure hope he ties McConnell to the rear bumper like a tin can when he drives off.
They probably figure he’s been inoculated against the usual leftist barrage.
I was thinking more along the lines of “National Lampoon’s Vacation”
Ryan: Oh, you can’t think I’d do this on purpose? Look... I tied him to the rear bumper while I was packing the car. It was very confusing. I must have forgot. I’m very sorry, I feel terrible.
Motorcycle Cop: How do you think that little Droopy Dawg feels?
Ryan: Look, I told you I was sorry. It really was an accident.
Motorcycle Cop: Well, I guess I can buy that, sir. But it is a shame. I had a pooch like this when I was a kid.
[both Ryan and the motorcycle cop sorrowfully look at the empty road behind them]
Motorcycle Cop: Poor little guy. Probably kept up with you for a mile or so.
[tearing up]
Motorcycle Cop: Tough little Mitch...
“Not soon enough, but I sure hope he ties McConnell to the rear bumper like a tin can when he drives off.”
LOL! Love it!