Skip to comments.Green-haired turtle that breathes through its genitals added to endangered list
Posted on 04/12/2018 8:18:57 AM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
It sports a green mohican, fleshy finger-like growths under its chin and can breathe through its genitals.
The Mary river turtle is one of the most striking creatures on the planet, and it is also one of the most endangered.
The 40cm long turtle, which is only found on the Mary river in Queensland, features in a new list of the most vulnerable reptile species compiled by the Zoological Society of London (ZSL).
Despite the turtles punk appearance derived from vertical strands of algae that also grow on its body its docile nature made it historically popular as a pet.
Gill-like organs within its cloaca an orifice used by reptiles for excretion and mating enable it to stay underwater for up to three days, but it was unable to hide from the pet collectors who raided its nests during the 1960s and 1970s. The turtle is placed at 30th on ZSLs Evolutionarily Distinct and Globally Endangered (Edge) list for reptiles.
(Excerpt) Read more at theguardian.com ...
Well, ok, color me a little skeptical anyway. But it seems true.
Punk turtles? With attached snorkel?
A different kind of BJ.
This is about Mitch McConnell, right?
Someone’s going to get a ‘Booting’ for that.
“Insert photo of Jeb here.”
Survival of the fittest — someone has to lose.
Mitch McConnell without makeup?
I can tell you how he dies....
I’d be growing green hair too if I had to smell my butt 24/7.
A Muppet turtle?
Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles...
Some species just need to be extinct.
Seems to be a ballchinian
“If the bitch is green, there must be something wrong with the p____y.”
Democrat turtle...talks out the ass.
All species are expendable. Nature has already seen most of the species of organisms on this earth come and go. Only life as a whole endures.
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