[ProtectOurFreedom]

LOL...If today were April 1, I'd be skeptical.

Well, ok, color me a little skeptical anyway. But it seems true.

[WKUHilltopper]

Punk turtles? With attached snorkel?

[AJFavish]

A different kind of BJ.

[RedEyeJack]

This is about Mitch McConnell, right?

[Mr. K]

Someone’s going to get a ‘Booting’ for that.

[Beagle8U]

“Insert photo of Jeb here.”

[ClearCase_guy]

Survival of the fittest — someone has to lose.

[Truth29]

Mitch McConnell without makeup?

[Buckeye McFrog]

That way he never has to come up for air.

[Sacajaweau]

I can tell you how he dies....

[bgill]

I’d be growing green hair too if I had to smell my butt 24/7.

[SandRat]

A Muppet turtle?

[dfwgator]

Some species just need to be extinct.

[Responsibility2nd]

 

I TOLD her not to have sex with that turtle. But did she listen? Nooooo.

And see what happened? SEE?

[Vaquero]

Seems to be a ballchinian

[kickstart]

All species are expendable. Nature has already seen most of the species of organisms on this earth come and go. Only life as a whole endures.

[Jewbacca]

If the species name is not “Bowie” or “Sid” (or even “Billy”), I am going to be very disappointed with the biologists who discovered this.

[Rebelbase]

“OK doc, I give him mouth to mouth resuscitation”

‘what did the doc say?’

“Doc says he’s gonna die”

[pgkdan]

I wonder if Mitch McConnell breathes through his genitals too.

[Mrs. Don-o]

I looked at the picture. I think it’s a new gender.

[Lockbar]

Cool! I want to buy that turtle a beer!!