It’s Canada, you’re not allowed to criticize mudslimes(oops)
he’ll be released and apologized to for being unfairly persecuted, he didn’t know, in his country you can drive on the sidewalks.
His attorney will claim that all the victims were jewish and he has a religious right to kill them, so he’s not guilty.
The pm will post his bail and host him at a private dinner.
Don’t forget the cheque for $11,000,000.00 for his troubles.