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(hat tip Michael Kelly)

The Democrats believed then and they believe now that Monica Lewinsky was “just fantasizing” in her 20 hours of taped conversation in which she reportedly detailed her sexual relationship with the president and begged Linda Tripp to join her in lying about the relationship.

Democrats believe that any gifts, correspondence, telephone calls and Lewinsky’s 37 post-employment White House visits that may have passed between her and the president are evidence only of a platonic relationship.

Democrats believe that such innocent intimate friendships are quite common between middle-aged married men and young single women, particularly between presidents of the United States and White House interns giving out blow jobs to get ahead.

They see nothing suspicious in the report that the president’s intimate pal, Vernon Jordan, arranged a $40,000-per-year job for Lewinsky shortly after she signed but before she filed an affidavit saying she had not had sex with the president.

Nor did Democrats read anything significant into the fact that the ambassador to the United Nations, Bill Richardson,
visited Lewinsky at the Watergate to offer her a job.

The Democrats firmly believe the instructions Lewinsky gave Linda Tripp informing her on how to properly perjure herself in the Willey matter “simply wrote themselves.”

Democrats believe, as Harvey Weinstein does, that Paula Jones is a cheap tramp who was asking for it, that Kathleen Willey is a cheap tramp who was asking for it, and that Monica Lewinsky is a cheap tramp who was asking for it.

Democrats believed Hillary when she asserted Bimbo Eruptions needed to be put down and they approved of Hillary using tax dollars to establish an office in the WH that lacerated, demeaned and marginalized any woman who dared accuse Hillary’s husband of sexual improprieties.

Democrats fervently believe, as does Hillary, that The Washington Post, the Los Angeles Times, The New York Times, Newsweek, Time, U.S. News & World Report, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, PBS and NPR are all part of a vast right-wing conspiracy to malign the saintly Clintons.