OK, that really stripped out my eyeballs.
Now: home on the range he was strange...
When a cowgirl would ask for a kiss...
She us-u-al-ly heard
a dis-cour-a-ging word...
(”Eeew! I’m... I’m not - not LIKE that, y’know?”)
clap clap clap clap
DEEP IN THE HEART OF TEXAS!