Minot ‘lost’ record of some nukes en route to Louisiana ten years ago. Are these actually messages or something?
Nah, they weren’t lost. They were missing!
[for those that didn’t know, the AF accidentally loaded several live nukes on an airplane instead of training dummies and flew them from ND to Barksdale. It was a couple days before anyone knew they were missing.]
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Tech Sergeant: “Airman. Go clean up that pile of garbage over there on the apron.”
Airman: “All right, Nathan.”
***5 Minutes Later***
Airman: “Nate, you’re not going to believe this....”
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BWAAAHAHAHAHAHA. Said the Army guy who never mislaid a nuke!
Considering the entire USAF leadership was fired by SECDEF immediately after that incident, I’d say, no, it’s not actually a message or something.