Skip to comments.Can the GOP Establishment Stop Being Idiots Just Once?
Posted on 06/11/2018 4:33:03 AM PDT by Kaslin
The Congressional GOP, in its finite wisdom, has taken a look at the Democrats blowing their Blue Wave and decided that the smart play to exploit their unexpected (and undeserved) improving prospects by embracing the exact opposite of what the militant Normals sent them to Washington to do because because they are establishment Republicans and stupid is what they do.
These geniuses have considered all the possible ways to use the limited legislative time available to implement a conservative agenda and decided that the big legislative priority during the ramp-up to the midterms must be handing citizenship to a bunch of future Democrats who shouldnt even be here in the first place and all over the thunderous objections of GOP voters. Paul Ryans eager to bring it up again because hes super savvy in some alternate universe, and if he wont, the Squish Squad wants to force a vote on comprehensive immigration capitulation via a discharge petition they would sign in collaboration with the Democrats.
Well, discharge this, jerks.
Apparently, weve been unclear about where we GOP voters stand on this issue, so let me clarify it for you members of the Congressional Nitwit Caucus.
No freaking amnesty.
No comprehensive reforms.
But the aspiring valedictorians of DACA
No! Deport them!
But the children!
No! Deport them!
But Jesus says
No! Deport them! And stop trying to Jesusplain immigration at us!
But our rich RINO donors want a never-ending stream of cheap labor that is terrified to speak up and is therefore pliable, unlike you uppity citizens who they would actually have to pay a decent wage
No! Deport them!
What is this fascination with allowing foreigners who have disrespected our laws to jump the line ahead of the aspiring Americans who played by the rules? Why are the GOP Fredocons so set on ignoring their own voters repeated howls of protest? We know why the Democrats do it Normal Americans have grown angry (some might say militant) and refuse to obey their liberal betters, and therefore they must be replaced by an imported electorate that knows its place.
But the Republicans? Whats their excuse? Why are Congressional Republicans so much more effective at implementing the liberal agenda than the Democrats are? Why do they insist on risking electoral suicide time and time again by trying to jam amnesty down our throats after we keep telling them to jam it elsewhere?
We get why the Chamber of Commerce types want amnesty. They love the idea of a serf class whom they can pay pennies and then let us make up the difference through the social spending we have to shell out because these robber barons wont pay their coolies full freight. Five years ago, illegals cost us taxpayers over $134 billion with a B, all so the Paul Ryan Party can please its corporate masters, and so Chuck Schumers crew can get some more votes and its elite members can get some cheap housekeepers. Basically, Republicans want you to dish out more dough in taxes so check-writing fatcats can get docile laborers and so a liberal couple in Santa Monica can pay meager wages to that nice Guatemalan lady who is raising Kaden and have their lifestyle subsidized by you.
How do you say hard pass in Spanish?
Lets not even mention the crimes the Normals endure and the elite avoid living behind the guardhouses of their gated communities, from fender benders by uninsured illegals to MS-13 mass murders. At the end of the day, the people pushing illegal immigration cash in on votes or, well, cash, and we get handed the check.
How about no?
How about we enforce our laws?
How about we normal Americans demand that we get a say in who comes here and who doesnt?
And how about the Republicans stop trying, again and again and again, to undermine and undercut the will of the partys base?
Dont like it? Go home.
This is our country and this is our choice. Youve proposed radically changing our nation by allowing massive, uncontrolled immigration, legal and illegal. And weve said Hell no.
Do what your voters tell you, Republicans. Stop trying to make amnesty happen. Its not going to happen.
Now, maybe in Washington you think a bunch of illegal aliens worried about being deported is an emergency. Out here in America, we dont. We think its a good start.
Yes, the president has talked about letting the DACA people stay, but as part of a deal that makes real changes to this broken system. Whether that deal would be worth it is arguable, but at least the president is demanding real enforcement. But Team Amnesty cant even do that they imagine that somehow were going to go for another round of Okay, well let a bunch of future Democrats become citizens even though they committed a crime coming here, and then later someday maybe possibly we might think about perhaps studying the contingency of sort of keeping the promise we made to stop illegal immigration the last time we amnesty-conned you.
I have a better idea. Ready?
Get the GOP base excited and happy going into the midterms by not doing the precise opposite of what we sent you to Washington to do.
No. Sane. We cant blow the midterms by alienating our own people on behalf of aliens. Only a bunch of morons could think thats a smart play.
Oh. Wait. Let me introduce the Republican Party.
No amnesty. Were serious, folks. In fact, were positively militant.
Dont push us. You wont like how it ends in November.
They're not stupid, they're utterly corrupt and they're doing what their owners tell them to do.
Ryan will like the result just fine. Mission accomplished if the GOPe turns the House over to Nancy Pelosi.
Ryan and his Cheap Labor Express Reps have been outed .
Ryan is trying to damage Trump and sell out this country in one big push .
Trump has to head this off quickly before they do anymore Midterm damage.
Such a TRUE statement! After Trump’s election they are showing their TRUE colors!
I love this guy.
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The Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire, And the burnt Fool's bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire.
Yeah...I like that one.. Make it a felony..!
They are not personally stupid. If they don’t do what CofC tells them to do they will not have campaign money for their re-elections If they toe the line and lose next time they will go immediately into new careers working as lobbyists with much enhanced incomes.This is a reason that so many of those eager Tea Party fresh faces of the last couple of cycles became gopes within minutes of reaching Washington.
Short answer: NO!
The Uniparty is so ensconced in the DC culture, only a total removal of [nearly] all of the Congresscritters can solve the problem.
As a general rule, most criminal/corrupt officials aren't the brightest bulbs in chandelier. Getting ahead honestly with integrity takes brains that many politicians don't have. What they do have is a gift of gab, charm and persuasion; traits that are common to people with some degree of sociopathic tendencies.
That picture of Ryan says everything.
It’s primary season my friends. Do what needs to be done. How many races DO NOT have a protest candidate just in case?
Nope. The Day of the Rope awaits Vichy Republican swine.
The Gods of the Copybook Headings are coming back and they’re pissed.
“Why are Congressional Republicans so much more effective at implementing the liberal agenda than the Democrats are?”
THEY ARE THE SAME PEOPLE.
Only the rhetoric is changed to attract votes. If the policy was going to change, they wouldn’t let us vote.
The USA has two political parties: The Corrupt Party and the MAGA PARTY.
The national elections during the 8 Obama years exposed the corrupt fraud known as the Republican-Democrat Uni-Party. There is no covering it up now. MY question: when does President Trump form a new America First party to rally around?
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