Skip to comments.[satire] Trump admin escalates trade war with Canada by renaming Canadian Bacon ‘Cuck Ham’
Posted on 06/12/2018 5:21:23 AM PDT by ptsal
WASHINGTON D.C. In the midst of a tariff dispute with Canada, the Trump admin has moved to escalate the conflict by demanding all American grocery stores and restaurant refer to the cut of pork known as Canadian Bacon by its new name: Cuck Ham.
Why should we continue to honour our biggest geopolitical enemy by letting their name ring out on eggs benedicts across the land, said trade advisor Peter Navarro. This is the kind of tough action on trade that the previous administration was afraid to take.
America has a long history of using food names to influence political decisions, like when they changed french fries to freedom fries to punish France for refusing to go to war in Iraq, or called english muffins Fop Carbs during the Revolutionary War.
From now on Canadians will have to live with the shame of knowing their favourite pig based breakfast item is forever associated with the concept of another man having sex with your wife, added Navarro, who appeared to be unaware that Canadians call it back bacon or peameal bacon, not Canadian Bacon.
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They elected a little boy, just like we did with Obama. We both get to suffer with it.
Freedom Fries 2.0
That will raise some eyebrows.
But that cuck ham is a bit overcooked on the sides.
For those without much discernment...
IT’S A JOKE!
Maillard reaction to being seared in Trump’s hot skillet.
And sauerkraut was once known as “Liberty Cabbage”.
Canadian bacon is effing ham.
Yes, you forgot something.
I was so hoping this was true!
Yeah, yeah, for the FDA or the Ag department to have enough power to force a change of name for a product being marketed is a chilling thought.
Still, if such power were to exist, there would be some applications thereof which would be sweet to behold.
My money's on Soy Boy Loin.
Perhaps the only thing I don’t really understand about Free Republic, other than the “Yeshuah” type Jewy-Christians, are the “semi-satire” posts. With so much that is real, and really important, and often really ridiculous, in the world, what is the point of this distracting stuff?
Trudeau will come crawling back on his hands and knees.
The Canadian PM has not yet officially responded, but a highly placed source in Ottawa indicates he will tell President Trump to “Take off, hoser.”
Seems we can trust Kim Jong Un more than we can trust Trudeau.
Lets call it eyebrow ham.
Canada under this kid is not looking at the long picture. Canada should want to be on board if North Korea is opening up to new allies. (geography is destiny) They're being left out.
Dolphin fish is now maimai
"Satire", as practiced on FR, is utterly pointless. Most of it has already been overtaken by reality by the time it is posted.
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