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Joy Behar hospitalized after avocado accident
nypost ^ | 06/12/2018 | Bryan Hood

Posted on 06/12/2018 12:41:44 PM PDT by ChicagoConservative27

Who knew avocados were so dangerous?

On Tuesday’s episode of “The View,” co-host Joy Behar revealed she had to miss work Monday because she’d sliced open her hand cutting an avocado.

“Saturday night, on my way to the event at the retreat, I stabbed myself in the hand with a knife,” she explained. “I was trying to desperately eat something, so I was trying to open an avocado. So I stuck the knife into the pit to get it out … and I stabbed myself!”

At the hospital, where the 75-year-old stayed overnight and was administered an antibacterial drip to ward off infection, Behar was told that this sort of accident happens all the time.

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KEYWORDS: accident; avocado; behar; hospitalized; joy; joybehar; joybhear; keepitclassyfr; letskeepitclassyfr
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1 posted on 06/12/2018 12:41:44 PM PDT by ChicagoConservative27
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OK who else was rooting for the avocado


2 posted on 06/12/2018 12:43:03 PM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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To: ChicagoConservative27

just another stupid liberal


3 posted on 06/12/2018 12:43:05 PM PDT by Conserv
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Gosh, be careful, Mz Bayhah, sometimes those organic avocados from Mexico are fertilized “differently” and are recalled.


4 posted on 06/12/2018 12:43:25 PM PDT by CincyRichieRich (Can't any rich conservatives start a Twitter or Google alternative?)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Good job little buddy!


5 posted on 06/12/2018 12:43:39 PM PDT by The Toll
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Shame whe wasn’t slicing a little closer to her femoral artery...


6 posted on 06/12/2018 12:43:46 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Free Republic has been reduced to primarily a gathering place for the inane, banal, and obtuse.)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

The UK is onto something, knives are dangerous, ban them!

Stupid, stupid leftists.


7 posted on 06/12/2018 12:44:26 PM PDT by brownsfan (Behold, the power of government cheese.)
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To: gov_bean_ counter

Too bad it was not real close to her NECK.


8 posted on 06/12/2018 12:44:34 PM PDT by mplc51
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To: ChicagoConservative27
You are supposed to use a spoon - Joy!

Thought you knew everything - guess not - SAD!

9 posted on 06/12/2018 12:44:37 PM PDT by zerosix (Native Sunflower)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

I was hoping the old disgusting b*tch choked on it!


10 posted on 06/12/2018 12:44:42 PM PDT by MagUSNRET
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Now, I have to go to confession on Saturday.


11 posted on 06/12/2018 12:45:02 PM PDT by OpusatFR
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“Behar was told that this sort of accident happens all the time.”

Now if someone would just tell her liberals are idiots all the time.


12 posted on 06/12/2018 12:45:07 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

The avocado was Russian!


13 posted on 06/12/2018 12:45:30 PM PDT by dowcaet
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Time to ban avocados. For the children.


14 posted on 06/12/2018 12:45:31 PM PDT by Cowboy Bob ("Other People's Money" = The life blood of Liberalism)
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To: Sarah Barracuda

ME! But it wasn’t the avocado. It’s a stupid vapid vile puke fugly midget leftard who sliced her hand cutting a poor defenseless avocado. I was actually rooting for the knife..


15 posted on 06/12/2018 12:45:43 PM PDT by max americana (Fired libtard employees 9 consecutive times at every election since 08'. I hope all liberals die.)
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16 posted on 06/12/2018 12:45:57 PM PDT by Red Badger (When Obama and VJ go to prison for treason, will Roseanne get her show back?...)
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Her regular avocado cutter mustn’t have been available.


17 posted on 06/12/2018 12:46:11 PM PDT by onedoug
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Just for this, Im having avocados tonight!! Stupid knife. It should have moved a few more inches and the wrist will be visible...


18 posted on 06/12/2018 12:46:46 PM PDT by beergarden
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To: ChicagoConservative27

Avocado accidents are the pits.


19 posted on 06/12/2018 12:46:55 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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20 posted on 06/12/2018 12:47:06 PM PDT by DCBryan1 (Quit calling them liberals, progressives, or Democrats. Call them what they are: COMMUNISTS!)
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