Posted on 06/12/2018 12:41:44 PM PDT by ChicagoConservative27
Assault avocado.
It might have been best to forget the antibacterial and let her drop. High fives to the avo!
Tragic thinking that the avacado might have been injured.
Just further proof that vegetarianism is deadly.
Stupid Joy, there are tools to get the pit out, which also have a slicer too, in them and one can get such a tool at William-Sonoma, or on line from other sources. She's an idiot and a damned drama-queen!
Maybe I just have a sick mind, but when I saw the headline about a lib and a vegetable I was expecting something a little more deviant.
me, me, ME! :-)
No need to stab herself when millions of others would happily do it!!
75? Time for her to retire!
Overnight in the hospital on an antibacterial drip? Special care because she is a celebrity?
An alligator pear is a fruit.
Sliced through the webbing between my fingers while cutting a bagel once. Blood literally hit the ceiling. Didn’t hurt until the cute doctor gal stuck the needle directly in the wound to numb it up for stitches. She said people cutting rolls and bagels were how they stay in business :-)
I was think of that Debi Mazar show. Hubby was building a pizza oven in the backyard, while Debi was up in a bathtub of avocado pulp, with her gay hairdresser friend helping out.
;-)
Suicide cover up
Yeah.. it happens all the time to Dummies.
A clear case of divine retribution !!!!
I can attest to that. Last week I was using a sharp pointed screw driver to dig the caked in gum and dirt out of my softball turf shoe cleats when I sliced my hand........After I finally stopped the bleeding, I put a band aid on it and headed off to the game..........
That reminds me, I never finished the job so I'll finish it right now....
If you don't read any posts from me in the next couple of days, send the coroner not the EMS since I've likely done it again and bled out............
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