So now that the Korea disaster (sarc) is passing, which Herr Schumer has declared as Trump’s legitimizing a “brutal” murderous regime (Russian puppet Trump is cavorting with terrorist dictators), we have ABC News, that bastion of journalistic excellence telling all how one Michael Cohen, the President’s ‘fixer’ and holder of all Trump’s Russian secrets, is abandoned by lawyers who have awoken to realize that even they cannot stomach to represent this surrogate of the most unfit Hitleresque monster to ever occupy the Oval Office (how one cringes to this thought).
So now my fellow liberals and globalists, we may finally expect some good news, the beginning of the end of this Trumpian travesty upon the world, as this Cohen creature will have no choice but to bow and obey his new masters, his betters who are ordained as inheritors and rulers of this Earth, paying homage to Gaia and her supreme darkness.
Yes, Mr. Cohen, you will tell all that we demand you tell, you will be one of us very, very soon.
<<< cue creepy music and wicked laughs >>>
That, or Cohen can’t afford to pay for his defense anymore against the bottomless checkbooks his inquisitors have.