Boy, no kidding!
I was going to satire it, but realized it was hard to distinguish satire from reality with the people who put this out!
Of course, in my own weakness I am still leaning towards satire on their part...but one just cannot tell.
The satire is built in to this article, so you don’t have to, or something.
Can I add?:
31. Law-abiding
32. Civil
33. Responsible