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Florida crabs are being defaced with vulgar political messages
https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/political-crabs-tampa-bay/ ^
Posted on 07/01/2018 8:47:34 PM PDT by MNDude
Red State and Federalist contributor Brandon Morse “found” a surprising political bent to the crustaceans he was after when he went crabbing last week in Tampa Bay. One of the crabs he caught had been Sharpie’d on its underside. Its message? Not very kind!
Morse side-stepped talking with a reporter from the Tampa Bay Times in favor of lettings crab advocates speak for the anti-Hillary Clinton creature, retweeting statements in an attempt to gain insight into this underserved undersea demographic.
TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: belongsinchat; crabpeople; crabs; florida; lmao; news; politicalmessages; tampabay
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posted on
07/01/2018 8:47:34 PM PDT
by
MNDude
To: MNDude
Hillary has crabs?
Not a surprise.
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posted on
07/01/2018 8:49:05 PM PDT
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: BenLurkin
If Hillary! has crabs so big you can write on them
with a sharpie, I don’t want to see them. Makes me
start scratch’n.
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posted on
07/01/2018 8:51:59 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: tet68
If Hillary! has crabs so big you can write on them
with a sharpie, I don’t want to see them. Makes me
start scratch’n.
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Damn...no wonder she can’t walk.
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posted on
07/01/2018 8:55:40 PM PDT
by
House Atreides
(BOYCOTT the NFL, its products and players 100% - PERMANENTLY)
To: tet68
I’ve heard b/witches can shape shift. I didn’t know sharpie writing would go too.
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posted on
07/01/2018 8:55:45 PM PDT
by
Equine1952
(Get yourself a ticket on a common mans train of thought.)
To: BenLurkin
At least they’re not giant scabies!
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posted on
07/01/2018 8:58:09 PM PDT
by
Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
(Don't touch that thing! Don't let anybody touch that thing!I'm a doctor and I won't touch that thing)
To: MNDude; Lazamataz; Travis McGee
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posted on
07/01/2018 8:58:57 PM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: MNDude
That crab could get in hot water for that.
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posted on
07/01/2018 9:02:27 PM PDT
by
American in Israel
(A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
07/01/2018 9:02:58 PM PDT
by
EdnaMode
To: MNDude
Well, we know the Russians aren’t behind this (the “R” would be reversed).
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posted on
07/01/2018 9:05:45 PM PDT
by
Charles Martel
(Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
To: MNDude
This story reminds me of the old joke, "Please do not toss toothpicks into the toilet as the crabs have learned to pole vault."
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posted on
07/01/2018 9:15:03 PM PDT
by
Major Matt Mason
(The U.S. Senate - where American freedom goes to die.)
To: MNDude; JoSixChip; hillarynot; Jane Long; BlackFemaleArmyCaptain; Black Agnes; djstex; ...
Oh I don't think they are being defaced; I think the right message is on the belly of the crabs...only problem is, they aren't the type that make her scratch...that is the best kind...
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posted on
07/01/2018 9:15:33 PM PDT
by
HarleyLady27
( "The Force Awakens!!!"...Trump and Pence: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!)
To: MNDude
Gotta give the doer some credit for finding a totally novel and new venue from which to promulgate their political views. This one I happen to agree with.
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posted on
07/01/2018 9:22:33 PM PDT
by
EinNYC
To: MNDude
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posted on
07/01/2018 9:26:16 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
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To: MNDude
The people who did this are laughing their arses off right now.
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posted on
07/01/2018 9:28:17 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase
There you go, proof that crabs are smarter than half of the American population. 8>)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
07/01/2018 9:51:57 PM PDT
by
Vendome
(I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZGw2M)
To: MNDude
It takes a Bottom Feeder to know a Bottom Feeder.
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posted on
07/01/2018 9:54:54 PM PDT
by
Oiao
(Socialism Kills - We are a Constitutional Republic, not a Democracy)
To: MNDude
It might be the crabs doing those messages.
I mean, like, who is gonna want to eat a crab with words like that written on its underside?
"Ewww! Throw that one back!!"
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posted on
07/01/2018 10:18:04 PM PDT
by
Slyfox
(Not my circus, not my monkeys)
To: MNDude
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