UCLA professor dies in 'mummification' ritual at Hollywood executive's home

foxnews.com ^ | 7/2/18 | Christopher Carbone

[SpaceBar]

The high-brow academic version of eating Tide pods.

[Vermont Lt]

They are really slow getting obits published.

[prophetic]

I think a tree woodchipper would be more appropriate for someone his size.

[Migraine]

...and let that be a lesson to ya.

[Ann Archy]

SICKOS!! They are all SICKOS! And he will STILL be Voting for Democrats!

[PGR88]

I’m curious, but I don’t even want to bother to check what courses he “taught” at UCLA.

[Eagles Field]

Well, I guess he died doing what he loved.

[ronnie raygun]

Hey sen warren is this the morality you speak of?

[miss marmelstein]

Gay play.

Something like this happened back in the 80s in, I believe either NYC or the Hamptons. It was fairly sensational. The whole leather bar scene.

[gigster]

Voluntary Darwin Award Winner

[surroundedbyblue]

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

[aces]

it was a murder, snuff film

[Mr Ramsbotham]

George, who was born Duncan Gilbert and did not use gendered pronouns ....

Yes, and to the moron who wrote this piece I'd like to say, "George may not have used gendered pronouns, but that's no reason for you to inflict his condition on everybody else."

[aces]

guess he git in the spirit of things..dork don’t know he the guest of honor at a snuff perv party

[csvset]

[A_Former_Democrat]

I guess this is the “ morality” that Fauxahontas was speaking of

[Hattie]

Saran wrap your lungs so you can’t breathe and leave openings for the mouth and nose!! Wow are they smart professors.

[TonyM]

Thats 1 down, about 50 million to go.

[Pravious]

Yes, and to the moron who wrote this piece I’d like to say, “George may not have used gendered pronouns, but that’s no reason for you to inflict his condition on everybody else.”

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But... but... but that wouldn’t be respectful to his alternative lifestyle!

/s

[Pecos]

But if you think about it, being wrapped tightly in sheet plastic and gaffer’s tape (thus eliminating the possibility of his chest and diaphragm being able to expand), the decedent reacted quite properly - he died. Hopefully this Darwin Award winner hadn’t already reproduced.