“The decedent’s partner observed that the decedent was not reacting properly,” the report states.
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That “being dead” thing is such a buzzkill.
But if you think about it, being wrapped tightly in sheet plastic and gaffer’s tape (thus eliminating the possibility of his chest and diaphragm being able to expand), the decedent reacted quite properly - he died. Hopefully this Darwin Award winner hadn’t already reproduced.