[Boogieman]

Nah, we already have the best stuff Mexico has to offer, like Mexican food and kooky game shows with skimpily clad women, so why risk American lives to invade them?

[bgill]

Most Mexican food here originated in Texas so we’ll keep it.

[Bulwyf]

Come invade Alberta, we will ensure not one American soldier is harmed heh.

[Cobra64]

Take a look at their re-fried beens. That’s what leaves toilets and goes into the water mains.