Skip to comments.Guardian Writer Claims Trump Made Her Too Weak to Open Jars
Posted on 07/09/2018 5:07:16 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Help! President Donald Trump so completely controls my mind that I have been physically weakened to the extent that I can even open jars!
Brigid Delaney, a fitness writer for the Australian edition of The Guardian newspaper, claimed on July 4 that the election of Donald Trump sent her into such a funk that she quit going to the gym with the result that her body strength declined precipitously. Delaney made her revelation of Trump's complete domination of her mind and body in I stopped going to the gym because of Trump. Now I can't open jars:
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Hopefully she’ll get to the point she’s too weak to use a keyboard and we’ll be spared this drivel.
>>Donald Trump is like Kryptonite for liberals.<<
Articles like this are why there will be a Red Wave in 2018 and Trump will KAG in 2020.
For lefties trying to co-opt the terms “triggered” and “snowflake” you will not find a better example than this Aussie (who is barely affected by our election) and I defy you to find a conservative who reacted like this when the worst POTUS ever was elected just because he was 1/2 black.
“I have been physically weakened to the extent that I can even open jars”
Maybe she should get Jimmy Kimmel to prime the pickle jar for her like he did for Hillary.
Never mind, I just saw her picture. Well, on the bright side, her inability to open jars may help her shed a few of those excess pounds.
NOW if TRUMP could just do something to make her mouth close....SHUT THE “F” UP!
Ugg. Why woman open jar anyway? That man work.
I show self out now...
Well played sir. Well played.
Living rent free in her mind
These people need to get a life
I’m SO sorry! If I could take back my vote, OF COURSE I would!
Who should I vote for in 2020?
So, is she an embarrassing representative? Are they not shamed to have her on staff? Maybe she needs to be fired and have an intervention?
Why didnt you just join a different gym you pathetic whiner?
Oh no! He make a typo on a tweet a few minutes ago writing million instead of billion. That will give them something to focus on for a few minutes. /s
That’s what happens to people who grow up thinking that they are entitled to get their way politically all the time. Probably got trophies just for showing up, advancement just for being female, etc.
Pretty strong, that Trump! brought on hurricanes and destruction. Made an unstable woman climb the statue of liberty. Made unstable women yell at innocent people in public spaces. Made unstable women yell at the stars and make videos of it.
Sapped the strength of an unstable woman who earns her living not by working, or by doing anything useful, but by writing columns.
The picture answers everything. She’s the type that decided she wanted to get in shape and lose a few pounds, joined a gym, and gave up after a few weeks. Now she wants to blame it on Trump.
Isn’t open a sort of synonym for a jar?
Spot on. Serious entitlement likely throughout her life as well by the looks of it - she sounds like she got treated like Marilyn Munroe. Although why, I can’t imagine.
Obama almost made me impotent, NOT!
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