John Belushi. Blues brothers. Explaining to Carrie Fisher character why he missed the wedding.
That’s what this reminds me of. And, of course, he finishes the whole litany of excuses by yelling, “IT’S NOT MY FAULT!”
“I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!”