Is Adam Schiff’s Ibogaine Addiction A Threat To National Security? (Satire)

Very Ersatz News (VEN) ^ | July 22, 2018 | Editorial Board

[rexthecat]

VEN (WASHINGTON) — While the country reels from one potentially catastrophic world-ending Trump-created crisis after another, researchers at Stanford University School of Medicine are voicing serious concerns about one of the President’s chief critics, Congressman Adam Schiff (D-CA), and the congressman’s purported abuse of the rare psychoactive substance known as Ibogaine, found in the root bark of the Iboga tree in Central Africa.

[rexthecat]

Ersatz means "fake" and these people are very good at it. A fun summer read.

[budj]

Actually, it’s pretty believable.

I think I’m going with it.

[frank ballenger]

All joking aside, look at yesterday’s FR images of Ocasio and Hogg with horror movie big eyes bulging out and weird lunatic expressions. Now think of Schiff. Three in a row!

“David Hogg Threatens Trump on Twitter” July 23,2018 FR thread.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Tucker Carlson SHREDS Adam Schiff On Russian Election Hack
(From the Left) [LANGUAGE]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAq9hgTLAZ8

[heterosupremacist]

Maybe a typo? He is only addicted to IMOgain...

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

the congressman’s purported abuse of the rare psychoactive substance known as Ibogaine

Are you sure you wouldn't prefer some fresh Iocaine?

[Ouderkirk]

So that's why he looks like Marshall Applewhite Jr.

[heterosupremacist]

T Y 4 posting, that was so much fun to watch.

[scottinoc]

Woody from Toy Story suffered from the same affliction. Very sad.

[mo]

I truly hope the USSS has their eye on the hogg fellow -he has a unique psyche that could be used to that end...

[EQAndyBuzz]

“Woody from Toy Story suffered from the same affliction. Very sad.”

So did Marty Feldman.

[TBP]

Yes, it probably is.

[reasonisfaith]

I hope the adrenochrome reports are not true.