Wigs Whip, Fists Fly During Robbery at Silver Spring Shop

NBC4, Washington DC ^ | 7:40 PM EDT on Aug 1, 2018 | Pat Collins and Gina Cook

[IndispensableDestiny]

Video shows three suspects punching, kicking and pepper-spraying employees while trying to steal wigs from a store in Silver Spring, Maryland.

A man and two women went into Esther's Beauty on Georgia Avenue Friday evening, Montgomery County police said.

[IndispensableDestiny]

Wigging out in Silver Spring, MD.

[AppyPappy]

Tune into Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Hairshop

[Alas Babylon!]

No, I don’t even have to look.

I’m a racist, right?

[Yo-Yo]

Well, don’t flip your wig over it.

[\/\/ayne]

I like that reporter on the scene.

[Right Brother]

Just exercising their Black Privilege.

[mrsmel]

Nope, just aware of statistics.

[Boogieman]

Put on your hi heel sneakers, put your wig hat on your head...
Well, I’m pretty sure now baby. I’m pretty sure you’re gonna knock em dead!

[Paine in the Neck]

Maxine have an alibi?

[hal ogen]

maryland (THE Freak state) is replete with ferals, illegals, LIB losers & lunatics of all sorts, government employees and retired government employees. It is truly hopeless there. Leave while you still are able to do so.

[Constitution Day]

[Shane]

“I’m a racist, right?’

No, you are not a racist. You are just paying attention to what is happening to our Country. Feral animals doing what they do!

[relictele]

I only had to read the first word of the headline. Top that! ;)

[Shane]

Tune into Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Hairshop

Didn’t you mean:
Tune into Mutual of Obama’s Wild Hairshop?

[bert]

Maxine envy

Maxine made em do it

[Alas Babylon!]

Well, they said wigs, not weaves...

[Covenantor]

Proprietor Esther's Beauty

[VastRWCon]

Root Boy Slim - My wig fell off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am5s0vKcfiI

Hey wait a minute, don’t step on it
My toupee is out on the floor
Watch out for my mood ring, 18-button shirts
In all the latest designs
My all 12 astrological signs
But what’s worse you know let me tell you about it

Trying to pass for 18
Is a tough thing to do
You can’t make it in a disco
When you’re 42

Been looking for love
Every disco in town
My wig’s gettin shaky
My truss is slippin down

My wig fell off
Don’t step on it out on the floor
My pacemaker’s busted
My Poli-Grip won’t hold no more

These girls laugh
At my fishnet shirt
When they call me grandpa
That really hurts

Look in the mirror
Didn’t look 42
All that shakin and sweatin
I must have come unglued

My wig fell off
Hand my toupee to me
I’m quittin the disco
I’m almost 43

Hey look out buddy
Get off my wig
Oops I didn’t realize
You was quite so big

Go ahead and keep it
Keep my mood ring too
But gimme back my dentures
Or I’ll have to use kung fu

My wig fell off
Hand my toupee to me
I’m quittin the disco
I’m almost 43

My elevator shoes
My hip jewelry
Sell ‘em at a yard sale somewhere

Anybody wanna buy all 12 astrological signs?
Anybody wanna buy 18-button shirts in all the latest designs?
Anybody wanna buy a wig?
You can have my wig for next to nothin

I’m quittin the disco
I’m quittin the disco y’all
I can’t take it no more

Too much heartbreak, too much pain
Too much heartbreak, too much pain

[Tom in SFCA]

It seems all wig shop robberies share a common element.

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=wig+shop+robbery

[bgill]

Mad Maxine needing new white chick wigs?