Posted on 08/08/2018 11:47:35 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
A Green Party candidate for Congress in Ohio's nail-biter contest who won nearly enough votes to throw the race into an automatic recount – gave a speech-slurred interview this year in which he couldn't remember his own website address.
Joe Manchik also says he's descended from aliens and hails from the town of Hell, Michigan.
In Tuesday's closely watched special election, 1,127 Ohioans chose him over Republican Troy Balderson and Democrat Danny O'Connor.
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One of the funniest articles I've read in a long time. And what makes it even funnier is that a lot of angry Democrats blame this guy for their loss in Ohio. Be sure to watch the video at the Daily Mail because it reveals that he might actually be descended from aliens since he acts like a Space Cadet missing many marbles.
When I lived in Toledo the local TV stations would send their weather guy up to Hell, Michigan for a live remote.
So they could report that “Toledo is hotter than Hell right now!”
In Tuesday’s closely watched special election, 1,127 Ohioans chose him over Republican Troy Balderson and Democrat Danny O’Connor.
Which in reality means absolutely nothing.
RATs think he is a Russian alien.
From his surname, I think he is also highly gender-challenged…
“All green of skin... 800 centuries ago, their bodily fluids include the birth of half-breeds. For the fundamental truth self-determination of the cosmos, for dark is the suede that mows like a harvest.”
Suck it up, Buckies! Now you know what it feels like when the Libertrarian candidate denied us victories. I agree that you would probably have gotten the 1100 lunatics that voted for the space alien. Hahahahahahaha
LOL.
Pretty much ANYBODY can run for high office as a Green candidate. Years ago I was talking to a couple of Greens at an event in the park who had a table where they were handing out campaign literature. After a while, one of them stated that they didn’t have a candidate for Lieutenant Governor and asked if I would be interested in running for that office as a Green. I could have been their nominee after just talking to a couple of them for a few minutes.
It would be so cool if the MSM blamed the Pleiades aliens for the election defeat.
If the MSM screeched it loud enough and long enough half of Americans (including the “brain trust” at NSA and CIA) would believe it!
With his voice slurring and a bottle of tequila visible in a cabinet behind him...
I think I like this guy. Finally a politician who speaks his mind, so to speak.
I know a guy who became the Green Party’s Judge of Elections based on ONE write-in vote. He had no idea he had even won until the county sent him a certified letter.
Read the article.
He’s a doper.
Democrats are upset that this guy cost them the election? Seriously? Only a democrat would vote for this guy. Who claims those voters?
I’d think that an Orion would have a natural affinity for the Green Party.
Well . . . at least the guy was honest . . . / sarc
did you regret it? ;)
Thanx for pointing out the obvious. He reminds me of Rev. Jim from "Taxi." It would be interesting if, like Jim, there is video from many years ago when he was normal...just as he tried his first sampling of the Green Buds.
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