The Spiller Spilled

Steyn On-line ^ | August 25, 2018 | Mark Steyn

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If you saw me on stage for our live show from the Manning Conference in Ottawa last year, you'll know I was doing a lot of Canadian sesquicentennial gags that day: "It's a hundred and fifty years since the Tory leadership race began..." and so forth. That was a very slight exaggeration, but it is a fact that the post-Harper Conservative Party decided to have a multi-year campaign to succeed him. In Australia, by contrast, a leadership race in the (supposedly) right-of-center Liberal Party lasts 150 seconds, if you're lucky. They're called "spills", which is not a reference to the blood on the floor but is an Aussie coinage of at least three quarters of a century's vintage for a suddenly called election: Like many of the Lucky Country's contributions to the language, it's very good, conveying the sense not of an ordered poll but of something more spasmodic, capricious and convulsive.

Don't ask me why the two senior dominions of the Westminster system wound up with diametrically opposed systems of selecting their leaders. Their chums in the UK Tories have much calmer contests in which all the alternative candidates self-destruct leaving Theresa May to inherit by default. The former Foreign Secretary, William Hague, has just said he doesn't think increasing the party membership (I believe there are still seven nonagenarian paying subscribers) is the answer because a lot of beastly UKIP types might sign up and there goes the neighborhood. Given the results of these various contests, you might as well shuffle the winners and systems randomly between the three countries and see if you could do any worse.

At any rate, on Friday the latest Canberra spillage broke out and kiboshed the PM, Malcolm Turnbull.