Skip to comments.Radix Malorum Plasticus Est! (Satire!)
Posted on 09/03/2018 11:20:11 AM PDT by rexthecat
Amidst growing accusations that Pope Francis ignored and may have even helped cover up sexual misconduct by the clergy, a defiant Francis issued a proclamation Sunday banning plastic straws and cups from the Vatican Commissary in an effort to allow little boys in emerging nations all over the world to swim in clean plastic-free oceans without the necessity of bathing suits, which as we all know are hateful to God.
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Reminds me of the joke about Michael Jackson going to Kmart......
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