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Radix Malorum Plasticus Est! (Satire!)
Very Ersatz News (VEN) ^ | September 3, 2018 | Editorial Board

Posted on 09/03/2018 11:20:11 AM PDT by rexthecat

Amidst growing accusations that Pope Francis ignored and may have even helped cover up sexual misconduct by the clergy, a defiant Francis issued a proclamation Sunday banning plastic straws and cups from the Vatican Commissary “in an effort to allow little boys in emerging nations all over the world to swim in clean plastic-free oceans without the necessity of bathing suits, which — as we all know — are hateful to God.”

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TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: chat; notnews; thepope
Warning...This is satire and not everyone may be amused.
1 posted on 09/03/2018 11:20:11 AM PDT by rexthecat
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To: rexthecat

Reminds me of the joke about Michael Jackson going to Kmart......


2 posted on 09/03/2018 11:54:33 AM PDT by waterhill (I Shall Remain, in spite of __________.)
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To: rexthecat

Bookmark


3 posted on 09/03/2018 12:32:18 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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