The Nike Commercial MAGA Deserves (This is Awesome!)

Youtube ^ | 9/5/2018 | Carpe Donktum

[grayboots]

This will make your day!!

[Alberta's Child]

That is epic. LMAO.

[boycott]

Anyone come up with one of those online pledges to sign to never buy Nike again?

[bert]

bfl

[JPJones]

Lol bump!

[central_va]

Don't be a linebacker or home coming queen, do both.

What the hell does that mean?

[freedumb2003]

Beautiful!

[Cold War Veteran - Submarines]

Made my morning!

Has anyone published the address of Nike corporate so we can send whatever Nike gear we have to them?

[TheWriterTX]

Love this!

[God luvs America]

[Pearls Before Swine]

"Has anyone published the address of Nike corporate so we can send whatever Nike gear we have to them?"

Search is our friend. Here ya go:

Nike World Headquarters

One Bowerman Drive Beaverton,

OR 97005 United States

[Blue Jays]

"...send whatever Nike gear..."

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Don’t burn, toss, mail-in, or otherwise destroy existing Nike gear.
Give it to someone needy who was saving to buy new. Or sell it cheap on eBay/Craigslist to flood the market and erode their profits.

[Blue Jays]

"...don’t be a linebacker or a homecoming queen, be both..."

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That sounded weird to me, too.

[Tomato lover]

“Don’t be a linebacker or home coming queen, do both.

What the hell does that mean?”

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This is the last thing I would want as a banner. It seems to be leaning too far left to suit me.

[ASA Vet]

When I was a kid the one pair of gym shoes I got each year were under $7. I had a choice of black or white. They were unbranded high top canvas and came from Miracle Mart or Arlen's.

Never had any of those fancy name brands such as "Red Ball Jets," "Paul Parrot," or "Buster Browns." My parents would never spend the ten bucks those cost. There were no malls yet, with their expense stores selling only high priced "name brand" labels with millionaire sponsors.

I remember in 9th grade when I had just moved to another school, my younger sister washed my white canvas gym shoes along with her new red sweatshirt. I did gym class the rest of that year wearing PINK gym shoes. We couldn't replace them, as they still fit and cost money.

Back then we had gym class not PE. Our shoes were gym shoes, not athletic shoes, cross trainers, jogging shoes, basketball shoes, running shoes, track shoes, or any other advertisers gimmick name. They were GYM SHOES, and were only worn for gym class. No one wore gym shoes as everyday wear.

I shudder to think how many push ups would be required if you didn't have them tied properly. I think only former USMC or Army Sargent's were allowed to be gym teachers for the guys.

[ASA Vet]

Possibly a slam at Michael LaVaughn Robinson?

[V_TWIN]

I wouldn’t read too much into that. Just covering/speaking to both men and women IMO.

[moovova]

Outstanding!

[Moonman62]

I shudder to think how many push ups would be required if you didn’t have them tied properly. I think only former USMC or Army Sargent’s were allowed to be gym teachers for the guys.

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And lesbians for the girls.

[small farm girl]

I wrote “STAND” on one swoosh and colored stars and stripes on another...best I could do :)