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Florida woman allegedly on crack, meth runs naked to get away from 'giant spider,' police say
FoxNews ^ | August 8, 2018 | Madeline Farber

Posted on 09/11/2018 10:14:15 AM PDT by billorites

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To: billorites

Harmless crazy ...


61 posted on 09/11/2018 11:45:43 AM PDT by Chauncey Gardiner
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To: rjsimmon

I should’a known, being a 210 driver!

But, this clearly illustrates how crack and meth is key to focusing and contemplating to derive the logical and correct path to maximizing evasion velocity.

[probably akin to thinking her way out of a knife in the park scene of “Limitless”]


62 posted on 09/11/2018 11:52:29 AM PDT by C210N (Republicans sign check fronts; 'Rats sign check backs.)
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To: C210N
I’ll never understand how getting in the buff helps one evade a giant spider.

It's a horror movie thing. I'm not sure why, but the girl running from the monster/psycho always seems to lose at least her top as she runs through the woods. Maybe when you're on meth, you naturally follow that familiar script because the movie repetition makes that seem normal to druggies.

63 posted on 09/11/2018 11:55:46 AM PDT by Pollster1 ("Governments derive their just powers from the consent of the governed")
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To: billorites

She’s starring in her own “real life” Sci fi movie.


64 posted on 09/11/2018 11:56:48 AM PDT by Leep
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Everyone knows you need a good dirt bike and
jumping skills to get away from giant spiders.
65 posted on 09/11/2018 12:01:18 PM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
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To: Lazamataz

Las...you’d hit the giant spider if you could catch it....


66 posted on 09/11/2018 12:01:36 PM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73....8th TFW Ubon Thailand....never store a threat you should have eliminated)))
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To: C210N
I’ll never understand how getting in the buff helps one evade a giant spider.

The spiders wait for you to get naked, then they attack!

67 posted on 09/11/2018 12:03:01 PM PDT by DungeonMaster (If your church believes in evolution it is not a Christian church.)
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To: \/\/ayne

Not necessary. I’m vacationing in Florida right now. I was approached by a giant spider and I told it to eff off. Off it went.


68 posted on 09/11/2018 1:10:46 PM PDT by JusPasenThru (The only reason unemployment is dropping is because everyone is working two jobs.)
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To: billorites
So this is the "high" that is so much fun?

Running naked from a giant spider.

Yeah... think I will pass.

69 posted on 09/11/2018 1:13:08 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, and somewhere else the tea is getting cold.)
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To: Red Badger
I’ve lived in Florida almost all my life.

I never get to see this stuff........................

From looking at her photo you are one lucky guy.

70 posted on 09/11/2018 1:19:13 PM PDT by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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To: OldMissileer

Well, my eyes ain’t what they used to be......................


71 posted on 09/11/2018 1:22:01 PM PDT by Red Badger (July 2018 - the month the world learns the TRUTH......Q Anon.......Timelines change. Aug 16)
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To: Army Air Corps

Looks like the prop used in The Giant Spider Invasion filmed in Gleeson and Merrill, Wisconsin.
I visited there a few years ago.


72 posted on 09/11/2018 4:24:40 PM PDT by RandallFlagg (They all get down, and arm up. Ready to take down tyrrany. The magnificient Seven.)
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To: billorites
The animal world has similar problems:


73 posted on 09/11/2018 6:57:05 PM PDT by Oatka
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To: RandallFlagg

Sharp eye, my FRiend.


74 posted on 09/11/2018 8:10:58 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: billorites

I'm in North FL. Seriously, I have giant spiders on my property. They're called Carolina Wolf Spiders. And they're as creepy as you can imagine. I felt one crawl over my bare foot once. I didn't see it until the deed was done.

75 posted on 09/11/2018 8:47:23 PM PDT by Daaave ("He say you blade runner.")
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To: Berlin_Freeper

TERRIFIC

RADIANT


76 posted on 09/11/2018 10:58:10 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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