One lazy Sunday morning Bob and Louise were quiet and thoughtful, sitting around the breakfast table when Louise said to himunexpectedly, “When I die, how are you going to react.”
“Why I’d go mad with grief” Bob answered.
“But would you re-marry?”, she asks.
Bob looked at her and said: “Louise, I said I’d go mad with grief, I didn’t say I’d go crazy.”
Ha, very good.
“All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.” — Red Skelton
I used to be addicted to Tide Pods, but I’m clean now.