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satire - Senate To Be Replaced With Room Full Of Monkeys Throwing Feces
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Posted on 09/28/2018 2:38:57 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
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Yep...........
To: Sub-Driver
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posted on
09/28/2018 2:40:23 PM PDT
by
lastchance
(Credo.)
To: Sub-Driver
Monkeys throwing feces would be an improvement on multiple levels. Fewer bad laws, less drama and conniving. A much higher level of honesty (because I don’t believe monkeys are capable of deceit).
Vote Rage Monkey - 2018!
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posted on
09/28/2018 2:41:03 PM PDT
by
Two Kids' Dad
(((( Sessions couldn't find his own ass if Al Franken was grabbing it at the time ))))
To: Sub-Driver
At first I thought this was satire and a joke, but then I watched Senate proceedings on the Kavanaugh issue yesterday. Truth is stranger than fiction...
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posted on
09/28/2018 2:43:46 PM PDT
by
roadcat
To: Sub-Driver
It will smell better because they will be less $hit flying around.
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posted on
09/28/2018 2:43:49 PM PDT
by
ImJustAnotherOkie
(All I know is what I read in the papers.)
To: Sub-Driver
How will we be able to tell the difference?
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posted on
09/28/2018 2:46:05 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." -Marcus Tillius Cicero (3 BCE))
To: Sub-Driver
It actually sounds like a major improvement.
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posted on
09/28/2018 2:46:46 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." -Marcus Tillius Cicero (3 BCE))
To: Sub-Driver
Senate To Be Replaced With Room Full Of Feces.
It will still smell the same, but you can close the
door on it and not have to worry about how it can
screw up your life.
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posted on
09/28/2018 2:47:37 PM PDT
by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: Sub-Driver
At least the bribes will be a whole lot cheaper. Bananas are much less expensive than Mercedes benzes
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posted on
09/28/2018 2:47:44 PM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." -Marcus Tillius Cicero (3 BCE))
To: Sub-Driver
As long as half are male, half femake, and half ‘other’.
Diversity!
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posted on
09/28/2018 2:49:19 PM PDT
by
mrsmith
(Dumb sluts: Lifeblood of the Media, Backbone of the Democrat/RINO Party!)
To: Sub-Driver
Thank God we will finally have a Senate with some integrity. I guess this is how Planet of the Apes started.
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posted on
09/28/2018 2:55:37 PM PDT
by
wastoute
(Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.uences.)
To: Sub-Driver
Very funny, but how does this make feces throwing monkeys feel?
To: Sub-Driver
MTF
That’s my line.
Monkeys Throwing Feces
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posted on
09/28/2018 3:04:47 PM PDT
by
Titus-Maximus
(The trouble with socialism is that you soon run out of other people's zoo animals to eat.)
To: Sub-Driver
It would be no worse. It might be an improvement.
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posted on
09/28/2018 3:24:10 PM PDT
by
Rummyfan
(In any war between the civilized man and the savage, support the civilized man. Support Israel.)
To: NYAmerican
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posted on
09/28/2018 3:25:19 PM PDT
by
funfan
To: Sub-Driver
Monkey jokes are RACIST! /sarc
To: Sub-Driver
Oh, so decorum will finally be introduced.
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posted on
09/28/2018 3:26:33 PM PDT
by
Old Yeller
(Auto-correct has become my worst enema.)
To: Sub-Driver
We’re increasing the government IQ quotient.
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posted on
09/28/2018 3:26:38 PM PDT
by
Retvet
(Retvet)
To: Sub-Driver
Sounds good to me. That is what the entire Congress is in my humble opinion.
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posted on
09/28/2018 3:27:23 PM PDT
by
RetiredArmy
(We are in the Last Days of human history. Jesus is coming back, & soon! Do U know Him?)
To: Sub-Driver
Growing up a friend had a jealous male monkey and a female in the same large cage. If you petted the female, the male would crap in his hand and throw it at you.
At age 12 or 13 it was hilarious.
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posted on
09/28/2018 3:29:35 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(Consensus isn't science.)
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