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satire - Senate To Be Replaced With Room Full Of Monkeys Throwing Feces
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Posted on 09/28/2018 2:38:57 PM PDT by Sub-Driver

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To: Sub-Driver

too late


21 posted on 09/28/2018 3:33:56 PM PDT by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!)
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They would go chimp on each other.

Oh wait, that’s racist.


22 posted on 09/28/2018 3:37:55 PM PDT by Vermont Lt
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No. A definite improvement.


23 posted on 09/28/2018 3:38:05 PM PDT by aquila48
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To: Sub-Driver

Works for me.


24 posted on 09/28/2018 3:38:16 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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Finally we will have some real action in the Senate.


25 posted on 09/28/2018 3:39:59 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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Former Rep. Barney Frank and his boyfriend ought to give advice from experience with each other’s feces.


26 posted on 09/28/2018 3:41:04 PM PDT by Tell It Right (1st Thessalonians 5:21 - put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true)
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No, it’s to upgrade its classiness. Sophistication higher. Average IQ increase. The whole thing.

The Senators should go home and play on truck tires hanging from tree limbs. If we can teach them how.


27 posted on 09/28/2018 3:46:05 PM PDT by frank ballenger (.End vote fraud,noncitizen & illegals voting & leftist media news censorship or we're finished.)
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No! Sorry, but Barny Franks and his boyfriend are packers not throwers.
They would not be very good at giving advice to throwers
But they could do to the Senate what the Senate is constantly doing to America.


28 posted on 09/28/2018 3:53:37 PM PDT by dirtymac
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Schumer's Schoop….


       

29 posted on 09/28/2018 3:59:13 PM PDT by Songcraft
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A definite improvement.
In conduct, IQ, morals, and knowledge of the law.
At least on the Democrat side.


30 posted on 09/28/2018 4:34:03 PM PDT by Da Coyote
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I recently offered three reasons for replacing Congress with elephants and donkeys;
1. We’d save a ton of money salary, benefits and staff;
2. They’d get along better and noise pollution reduced; and
3. There’s less mess to clean up & it doesn’t smell as bad.

Too bad we need a Constitutional Amendment to allow non-humans to serve.


31 posted on 09/28/2018 6:31:45 PM PDT by NTHockey (Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners. And to the NSA trolls, FU)
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Senate To Be Replaced With Room Full Of Monkeys Throwing Feces.

I thought thats what we were already watching on tv lately. Seemed like it.


32 posted on 09/28/2018 6:37:20 PM PDT by GoldenPup
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If I had a tactical nuclear weapon, I’d have used it in the senate building today.


33 posted on 09/28/2018 8:21:43 PM PDT by zeugma (Power without accountability is fertilizer for tyranny.)
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Senate To Be Replaced With Room Full Of Monkeys Throwing Feces

Perfect!!!!

Haven't laughed that hard since Clinton lost the election.

34 posted on 09/28/2018 8:36:39 PM PDT by ChicagahAl (I am Henry Bowman. You should be, too.)
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