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[bad satire] Senate On Lockdown After Receiving Credible Threat From Known Killers
babylonbee ^

Posted on 10/04/2018 2:20:48 PM PDT by Sub-Driver

Senate On Lockdown After Receiving Credible Threat From Known Killers

October 4th, 2018

WASHINGTON, D.C.—All Republican members of the United States Senate have been placed on official lockdown after known murderers publicly made ominous threats of violence against them.

The group of murderous terrorists, Planned Parenthood, posted on Twitter, "Roses are red / Violets are blue / Senators vote NO on Kavanaugh / Or else we're coming for you."

"We are taking this threat very seriously, considering the organization is known to murder hundreds each and every day," said a Secret Service official. "We receive threats all the time, but we have to gauge how serious they are based on whether or not they come from credible sources. This source is very credible. They have killed people, are killing people as we speak and will kill people again. So we can't take this lightly."

Conservative senators were instructed to stay far away from windows and barricade themselves in their offices, and be on the lookout for anyone wearing a Planned Parenthood T-shirt or pink hat resembling genitals.

"This group seems to prefer killing with sharp instruments, deadly chemicals, and tiny vacuum cleaners inside doctor's offices, but you never know," said the official.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: satire
hee, hee...............
1 posted on 10/04/2018 2:20:48 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
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To: Sub-Driver

Nice work by the bee!


2 posted on 10/04/2018 2:21:26 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Always believe women except: clinton rape, ellison assault, booker groping, ted kennedy murder)
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To: Sub-Driver

good one


3 posted on 10/04/2018 2:22:29 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: Sub-Driver

They aren’t going anywhere. Might as well vote and put these assholes to rest.


4 posted on 10/04/2018 2:22:59 PM PDT by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
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To: Sub-Driver

Note this is a PARODY site!

Even though it sounds frighteningly true.


5 posted on 10/04/2018 2:25:50 PM PDT by Skywise
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To: Sub-Driver

We needed a good laugh!!! Post of the YEAR!!


6 posted on 10/04/2018 2:37:13 PM PDT by grania
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To: Sub-Driver

In too many cases the only effect on a Senator of having his or her brain sucked out would be a change in hat size.


7 posted on 10/04/2018 2:41:48 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Leave the job, leave the clearance. It should be the same rule for the Swamp as for everyone else.)
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To: Sub-Driver

No joke. At this very moment, Capitol Police are arresting protesters who have taken over the Rotunda and have refused to disperse. They all look like bloody baby killers.


8 posted on 10/04/2018 2:49:05 PM PDT by VanShuyten ("...that all the donkeys were dead. I know nothing as to the fate of the less valuable animals.")
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To: KarlInOhio
In too many cases the only effect on a Senator of having his or her brain sucked out would be a change in hat size.

If Jeff Flake’s brain got sucked out, would anyone be able to tell the difference?

9 posted on 10/04/2018 2:54:56 PM PDT by MAexile (Bats left, votes rights)
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To: Sub-Driver

PP is an organization that is dedicated to killing people. It has killed more people than the Mafia and the drug cartels combined.

Of course the threat is serious.


10 posted on 10/04/2018 3:51:35 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Gone but not forgiven.)
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To: Sub-Driver

https://babylonbee.com/news/kavanaugh-produces-star-wars-bed-sheets-to-prove-he-was-virgin-in-high-school


11 posted on 10/04/2018 4:13:49 PM PDT by PlateOfShrimp
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To: Sub-Driver

I wouldn’t necessarily deem it satire. PP has made it known that they are willing to kill to keep the baby-murder industry going so we as Conservatives need to treat it as such.
They (Planned Parenthood and the rest of the leftists in this country) need to be shown that we are tired of their crap by having a few of them hung/shot/burned alive.


12 posted on 10/05/2018 1:52:02 AM PDT by jhastey
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