The New Jersey...she’ll be fine, and recommend pulling off two of the main batteries anyway and wedging in VLS systems.
Give ATK the contract for brand new replacement 16” shells and propellant.
Pull out all the old wiring and give her current “avionics” and fire control. CIWS all over and nice new auto-cannons to replace the dual five inch mounts.
For somebody sitting (literally) in a Lazy Boy I sure do have a vivid imagination.
Heck, I want a battleship with drones for its own air cover, and drones for torpedo defense.
Leave a battery or two of 16 in guns to destroy.. anything- and cheaply!