And that is how single payer health care would work.
It’s election time and you know what that means, yep vaccinations to protect your child and elderly from the con-serv-a-tiv-itis virus.....
People will flock to polling station and unwittingly come into contact with those carrying the con-serv-a-tiv-itis virus. Kids with con-serv-a-tiv-itis contract it from close family contact and could potentially wipe an entire town if not vaccinated. Worse yet, your children could go undetected until examined by polling screeners when they are eligible to vote.
There is no cost to you. All vaccinations are covered by the national healthcare system. All funds collected for vaccinations are used to fight the spread of the persistent viral threat. One day, we will , together, wipeout con-serv-a-tiv-itis and you can be proud that you have protected your family and your nation with every vote you cast...
I ALREADY have “national healthcare”, it’s called the V.A.!!
I don’t need another guv’mint o-fish-al lookin’ ovah me!
I already have too many guv’mint union employees to deal with!!