[Liz]

Beto has been told he has that same boyish Irish charm as JFK.
Ambitious Beto, didnt want to miss an opportunity like that....so he ran with it.

<><> is having touch football games with his cousins,

<><> told voters he lives in a "compound,"

<><> says he loves sailing in land-locked Texas,

<><> named his sailboat the HoneyFitz,

<><> had his wife legally change her name to Jackie,

<><> was last seen in a Texas steakhouse ordering Maine Lobster and Boston Clam Chowdah.

[TexasGator]

“ says he loves sailing in land-locked Texas”

Texas is not land-locked .... and also has many lakes.

[BlueLancer]

<><>Had his speedboat rammed and sliced in half by a Border Patrol cutter ....

[NorthMountain]

says he loves sailing in land-locked Texas,

Huh? I'm having a little trouble squaring that statement with my (limited) knowledge of geography ...