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Dispute over potato leads to stabbing, arrest in Nassau County (FL)
WOKV-AM ^ | November 26, 2018 | Arielle Wysocki

Posted on 11/27/2018 7:02:18 PM PST by LouieFisk

A 36-year-old man has been arrested in Nassau County after deputies say he stabbed a woman in the head with a fork, during an argument over a baked potato.

According to the arrest report we’ve obtained from the Nassau County Sheriff’s Office, deputies were dispatched to a residence on Susi Lane around 11:30 pm on Sunday, after receiving a call that a person had been stabbed.

When deputies arrived, they made contact with the victim, who had multiple stab wounds and blood on both sides of her head, according to the arrest report.

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: chat; crime; floridaman; floriduh; fork; nassaucounty; notnews; ohouch; potato; potatopuns; stabbing
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Keep your eyes peeled for this suspect - he's starch raving mad.
1 posted on 11/27/2018 7:02:18 PM PST by LouieFisk
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To: LouieFisk

Some people are grouchy when they’re hungry.


2 posted on 11/27/2018 7:04:47 PM PST by Jeff Chandler (Every time a lefty cries "racism", a Trump voter gets his wings.)
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To: LouieFisk

He’d better not get a half-baked lawyer or the jury will fry him.


3 posted on 11/27/2018 7:05:09 PM PST by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: LouieFisk

Well played. Or baked, as the case may be.


4 posted on 11/27/2018 7:06:01 PM PST by JennysCool
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To: LouieFisk

You say potAto and I say potAHto...


5 posted on 11/27/2018 7:07:00 PM PST by Jim 0216 (MAGA by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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To: LouieFisk

Stick a fork in her, she’s done.


6 posted on 11/27/2018 7:07:35 PM PST by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
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To: LouieFisk

He better hope the victim recovers. Otherwise, he’ll fry.


7 posted on 11/27/2018 7:07:44 PM PST by ClearCase_guy (If White Privilege is real, why did Elizabeth Warren lie about being an Indian?)
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To: LouieFisk

I totally get it. Baked potatoes; they’re worth fighting for/over. For birthdays I like a baked potato with a candle in it.


8 posted on 11/27/2018 7:08:21 PM PST by MayflowerMadam (Great things never come from comfort zones.)
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To: LouieFisk

Damn. I thought this might have had something to do with Brian Stelter


9 posted on 11/27/2018 7:09:14 PM PST by digger48
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To: LouieFisk

Footage viewable on YouTuber.


10 posted on 11/27/2018 7:10:46 PM PST by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them)
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To: All

I have to tell y’all that your puns are not apeeling!!


11 posted on 11/27/2018 7:11:39 PM PST by LouieFisk
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To: LouieFisk

That must have been some potato.

At first I thought this might have happened at Pomme de Terre lake.


12 posted on 11/27/2018 7:11:47 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: LouieFisk

Some people au gratin to the core.


13 posted on 11/27/2018 7:14:29 PM PST by GSWarrior
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To: ClearCase_guy

“He better hope the victim recovers.”

I think she’ll be okay. It could have been worse if he had a scimitar, she could have been decap-potatoed.


14 posted on 11/27/2018 7:15:02 PM PST by LouieFisk
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To: SaveFerris

Blame the potato. One of them had a Vegematic.


15 posted on 11/27/2018 7:15:04 PM PST by DIRTYSECRET (urope. Why do they put up with this.)
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To: GSWarrior

“Some people au gratin to the core.”

When asked why he did it, the suspect said “It’s just the way I yam.”.


16 posted on 11/27/2018 7:17:14 PM PST by LouieFisk
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To: DIRTYSECRET

Tater Tots I could definitely understand.

With a side of ketchup.

And a side of mustard. Oh yes, I have, LOL.


17 posted on 11/27/2018 7:17:22 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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I have to tell y’all that your puns are not apeeling!!

Are you saying our puns are overstuffed and re-baked!?

You gotta be chiving me!

18 posted on 11/27/2018 7:17:49 PM PST by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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To: DIRTYSECRET

“Blame the potato. One of them had a Vegematic.”

This wouldn’t have happened if we had strict fork control laws!


19 posted on 11/27/2018 7:18:30 PM PST by LouieFisk
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To: LouieFisk
Oh stewardess... I speak chive


20 posted on 11/27/2018 7:18:40 PM PST by P.O.E. (Pray for America)
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