Skip to comments.Dispute over potato leads to stabbing, arrest in Nassau County (FL)
Posted on 11/27/2018 7:02:18 PM PST by LouieFisk
A 36-year-old man has been arrested in Nassau County after deputies say he stabbed a woman in the head with a fork, during an argument over a baked potato.
According to the arrest report weve obtained from the Nassau County Sheriffs Office, deputies were dispatched to a residence on Susi Lane around 11:30 pm on Sunday, after receiving a call that a person had been stabbed.
When deputies arrived, they made contact with the victim, who had multiple stab wounds and blood on both sides of her head, according to the arrest report.
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Some people are grouchy when they’re hungry.
He’d better not get a half-baked lawyer or the jury will fry him.
Well played. Or baked, as the case may be.
You say potAto and I say potAHto...
Stick a fork in her, she’s done.
He better hope the victim recovers. Otherwise, he’ll fry.
I totally get it. Baked potatoes; they’re worth fighting for/over. For birthdays I like a baked potato with a candle in it.
Damn. I thought this might have had something to do with Brian Stelter
Footage viewable on YouTuber.
I have to tell y’all that your puns are not apeeling!!
That must have been some potato.
At first I thought this might have happened at Pomme de Terre lake.
Some people au gratin to the core.
“He better hope the victim recovers.”
I think she’ll be okay. It could have been worse if he had a scimitar, she could have been decap-potatoed.
Blame the potato. One of them had a Vegematic.
“Some people au gratin to the core.”
When asked why he did it, the suspect said “It’s just the way I yam.”.
Tater Tots I could definitely understand.
With a side of ketchup.
And a side of mustard. Oh yes, I have, LOL.
Are you saying our puns are overstuffed and re-baked!?
You gotta be chiving me!
“Blame the potato. One of them had a Vegematic.”
This wouldn’t have happened if we had strict fork control laws!
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