"Eat a Snickers"
Posted on 11/27/2018 7:02:18 PM PST by LouieFisk
Indeed, it was a farinaceous crime.
“Are you saying our puns are overstuffed and re-baked!?”
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Yeah, but what can I expect? Yer all just common-taters.
"Eat a Snickers"
Crumpton was arrested and charged with aggravated
battery with a deadly weapon, according to deputies.
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Watch out for them flying forks......
Thread-of-the-year award!
“Indeed, it was a farinaceous crime”
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I blame his parents - they raised a bad tater-tot.
Florida? At least he didn’t eat her face.
I guess she is no longer his sweet potato, if he goes to prison he might be someone else’s sweet potato tho.
Florida? At least he didn’t eat her face.
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Yet.
“Yeah, but what can I expect? Yer all just common-taters.”
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If that’s going to be your attitude Yukon Gold to your bed now and don’t poke your head up until next spring.
“Some people are grouchy when they’re hungry.”
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Naw, the guy has just always been a trouble-making agi-tater.
“If that’s going to be your attitude Yukon Gold to your bed now and don’t poke your head up until next spring.”
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I’ve had just about enough of you small fries!!!!
He’s been with the world
I’m tired of the soup du jour
He’s been with the world
I went to end this prophylactic tour
Afraid that no one around me
Understands my potato
Think I’m only a spudboy
Looking for a real tomato
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQvEu6G-i_0
“Florida? At least he didn’t eat her face.”
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Yeah, but sour cream and flesh don’t compliment one another’s taste.
“An you have to watch out for those flying forks.”
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Looks like the Enterprise from “Starch Trek”.
You may feel like you’ve been a-salted
but your puns are beginning to kethcup with the rest of the crop.
ketchup works even better
With this cold winter I’m wearing heavier socks to make sure I have warm pota-toes.
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