The other night I came home late, and tried to unlock my house with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it around for a while. I was speeding, and a cop pulled me over. He asked where I lived. I said, "Right here, officer."
"I was Caesarean born. Can’t really tell, although whenever I leave a house I go through the window."
“I have a wall switch in my apartment that I don’t know what its for. I flicked it a few times and the phone rang. It was a lady in Germany telling me to stop it”.