Utah couple narrowly escape gang of machete-wielding bandits in Kenya

FoxNews.om ^ | Dec 6, 2018

[SMARTY]

THAT was ONE DUMB#a*&

[noiseman]

The poor black Kenyan victims obviously saw the white privilege that this couple possessed and had no choice but to chase them with guns and machetes in response. Probably some institutional racism somewhere within Kenyan society that helped “trigger” these fine young men as well.

The Kenyan government should probably hire some diversity coordinators to explain it to them. Or I could save them some money by explaining, “Happy friendly white people show up -> primitive black thugs attack them -> white people’s fault.”

[farming pharmer]

I have been to Africa. I took 2 rifles. They wouldn’t let me have three.

What caliber(s) did you bring? When I go, I'll bring a 30-06 and my trusty 458 Lott (for buffalo)

[noiseman]

Of course, if you view these third worlders as the animals they are, then it truly IS the white couple’s fault, same as if they had climbed into the tiger cage at the zoo.

[Joe Boucher]

stoopids should have cycled in Idaho.

[Bonemaker]

I’d have played frogger.

[Bonemaker]

“The couple, who moved to Nairobi with their three children to open a CrossFit gym

Oh there’s a plan ...why didn’t I think of that? Maybe mormons proselytizing.

[Patriot Babe]

OMG ROFL ROFL That is so funny

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[RightGeek]

A shotgun might be nice too.

[blueplum]

probably should have. Now Obama’s sons know their car, what they look like, their family size, and, that they are opening a gym - translated: they have money. It was vain pride that took them to Kenya, and the same vain pride that drove them to publicize the confrontation. The only course of action remaining for them is to get out of Dodge before Dodge gets them.

[Rebelbase]

I always think of Kenya as a place to open a new business.

Looked like Obama’s true sons to me.

[1Old Pro]

I always think of Kenya as a place to open a new business.

Maybe a Safari or drug smuggling or doctors w/o borders gig, but crossfit?

[Rebelbase]

[BwanaNdege]

“He had to “reverse backwards”, the professional “journalist” wrote.”

Actually, this phrasing is to honor the Kenyan “World Backward Driving Rally Champion”!

https://www.theeagora.com/the-reverse-rally-scam-starring-eric-awori/

[Jim Noble]

The couple, who moved to Nairobi with their three children to open a CrossFit gym

I think I see the problem here...

[farming pharmer]

Deals better with ferals:

[LouAvul]

A gym in Africa? Are they stoooopid?

[Spok]

‘06 and .35 Whelan.