Venezuela blames Rubio, iguanas for power outages

Floridian Press ^ | March 8, 2019 | Javier Manjarres

[BlackAdderess]

The situation in Venezuela continues to worsen, as more and more massive power outages or blackouts, are now a constant in that embattle Latin American Country.

The Maduro regime-controlled National Electric Corporation (Corpoelec) said that the latest power outage that affected 11 states, including the capitol of Caracas, was an energy attack or sabotage against the state.

Venezuela’s legitimate President Juan Guaido, spun it differently, saying that the situation in that country was nothing more than chaotic due to the power outage, adding the outages only prove the inefficiency of Nicolas Maduro’s leadership.

[BlackAdderess]

First Maduro blamed the iguanas, then he blamed Sen. Rubio, wonder who he blames next?

[mbarker12474]

Yet another bad winter.
Another year of bad weather.

[dp0622]

Conspiracy between Rubio and iguanas.

[Lurkinanloomin]

Should be former Sen. Rubio for his amnesty betrayal.

[Army Air Corps]

Perhaps Maduro and Hillary can blame one another!

[Jeff Chandler]

[FirstFlaBn]

Yeah, but just think of the reduction in greenhouse gas emissions!

[Rebelbase]

Iguanas? Was that the name of the South Miami High School’s Chippendale’s tribute dance team?

[BipolarBob]

Sen. Rubio trained the iguanas. Didn't you read the story?

/s

[Dr. Ursus]

I get it. What’s the prize?

[freedumb2003]

Sen. Rubio trained the iguanas. Didn't you read the story?

I guess they make these for iguanas now:

[BlackAdderess]

Talented guy, that Marco Rubio!

[butlerweave]

Tree Chickens and A Turkey ,LOL

[_Jim]

Or, “The man in the moon.”

[Texas Eagle]

Who does Maduro get his excuses from? Hillary Clinton?

[Buckeye McFrog]

Marco Rubio and The Iguanas sounds like a surf guitar band from the early 60’s.

[rfp1234]

Baghdad Bob has come out of retirement.

[BlackAdderess]

Yes, yes it does, and quite the mental picture that conjures up!

[MrEdd]

There has never been a Rubio Amnesty betrayal.
His very first term in office he promised amnesty to La Raza and spanish speaking audiences in various venues.

Americans who chose to vote for him anyway were openly voting for amnesty, and any one of those filthy scumbags trying to pretend they were voting for something different is cut from the exact same cloth as Rubio himself.

[oldvirginian]

“Marco Rubio and The Iguanas sounds like a surf guitar band from the early 60’s.”

Or a bad south Florida latin group from the 80’s.