Superfudgepacker?
Captain Queer?
Superfag?
Brown Star?
Mr. LGBTQ?!@&%*+
Captain Strapon and the Lesbian Lumberjacks?
Brokeback Mountain Rangers with Buddy the Questioning Boy Scout?
T-Boner and the Hoardes from Uranus?
Captain Strapon and the Lesbian Lumberjacks?
Sounds like a good band name, haha.