A Czech (or Hungarian) immigrant is getting a physical, and the doctor points to an eye chart and asks, "Can you read this line?"
Immigrant answers, "'READ it'? Why, I know the man!"
Some common Hungarian last names: Gorka, Esterhazy, Gabor, Kovacs, Zipser, Kis. Looks like a lot of vowels there, so how about first names?
Istav, Miklos, Andras,Artur,David, Ferenc, Bela, Jakob,Lazlo. Looks like a lot of vowels in the male names...so how about female names?
Erzsebet,Bianka, Ilona, Julia, Sara/Sari ( ZsaZsa Gabor's real given name ), Vilma. Hmmmm...these look pretty "normal" to me; but then, I'm of Hungarian descent.
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