You can lose half your stuff?
Become a minimalist through attrition?
I tell the young guys I work with:
Go find a woman that hates your guts.
Buy her a car and a house.
Give her half your paycheck for the next 20 years.
Lose half your stuff, and 90% of the time you can spend with your kids, and she'll bad mouth you when she has them, and even if you're paying alimony and $2200 a month in child support, she'll dress your son in rags, and you are not even allowed to question where any of the child support goes. (She did get a nice brand new Subaru, though...)
At least that's been my experience.
Oh, and she dumped all my son's stuff in the driveway when he turned 18 and the child support went away.
For some reason, I'm rather reluctant to remarry.