1 posted on
09/19/2019 2:12:22 PM PDT by
DFG
To: DFG
What an old jackass. It's been done before—not funny. Recycled Henny Youngman jokes would be funnier.
2 posted on
09/19/2019 2:16:12 PM PDT by
Governor Dinwiddie
(In Italia i fascisti si dividono in due categorie : i fascisti e gli antifascisti. -- Ennio Flaiano)
To: DFG
God exists - you’re not Him.
3 posted on
09/19/2019 2:16:29 PM PDT by
Skywise
To: DFG
Better a Pastafarian than a Muslim.
To: DFG
Feel the power of starch!
May his noodly appendage be upon you.
5 posted on
09/19/2019 2:19:27 PM PDT by
tet68
( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
To: DFG
Is the government insane?
No need to answer, it’s obvious.
To: DFG
Please tell me this is satire.
10 posted on
09/19/2019 2:34:47 PM PDT by
fwdude
To: DFG
13 posted on
09/19/2019 2:44:14 PM PDT by
ASA Vet
(Make American Intelligence Great Again. Bring back ASA.)
To: DFG
Can’t tell if it’s shirt is lavender or pink.
Either would suit.
Sick M.F.
14 posted on
09/19/2019 3:06:31 PM PDT by
lightman
(Byzantine Troparia: The "praise choruses" of antiquity.)
To: DFG
Mocking God is never a good idea
To: DFG
I’m beginning to understand the Spanish Inquisition a little better now. This guy wouldn’t expect that.
To: DFG
Yes, the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It seems that atheists, in their zeal to disprove God and Jesus Christ, have made themselves an idol of their own.
22 posted on
09/19/2019 3:26:18 PM PDT by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Show me the people who own the land, the guns and the money, and I'll show you the people in charge.)
To: DFG
Oh, aren’t these people just soooooo clever!
To: DFG
Oh, so hilarious! Wait till he stands before the real God. His jokes won’t save him...
26 posted on
09/19/2019 4:02:17 PM PDT by
Jan_Sobieski
(Sanctification)
To: DFG
IIRC, the Court ruled that it was NOT a religion.
To: DFG
To: DFG
This fool and many others will reap their just reward. Processing to be wise they shall become fools. To paraphrase.
33 posted on
09/19/2019 4:57:41 PM PDT by
vpintheak
(Stop making stupid people famous!)
To: DFG
MAKING FUN OF JESUS will NOT serve him well in the end.
Trust me, this "Spaghetti Monster" nonsense is designed to attack Christianity.
34 posted on
09/19/2019 5:04:30 PM PDT by
backwoods-engineer
(Enjoy the decline of the American empire.)
To: DFG
It’s all fun and games until you take your last breath and are ushered into a throne of perfect justice, perfect accountability and eternal consequences.
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