Beto's fake modest name, the ordinary clothes, the old drunk driving thing, the bit about being a Punk Rock Drummer:
I have to conceed he does a good job pretending to relate to you, to being Just Like You.
But did you know Beto's ullllltra-fancy High School cost $50k yearly..? Not college, okay? HIGH SCHOOL. Here is a sky shot:
Woodberry has it's own GOLF COURSE:
A high-school golf course, wow, playing flinch and Titty Twister on the way to the next hole..? Wow. Sheesh, that's pretty impressive.
And Beto, the guy who openly declares he'll take your guns away..? In this diversity shot below you'll see the SHOOTING RANGE at his high school:
His form is all effed up, btw, sorta weird for the son of a potentate from Africa, where shooting well is usually a requirement.
Remember Lovey and Thurston Howle?
Beto's upbringing would have made them seem like HOBOS.
Beto won an award at Woodberry for "Imaginative Poetry". Nice, eh..?
"We'll just have to make do with a bit of LaCrosse throwing around near the Azelea garden, I'm afraid, ole boy..."
Beto has NOTHING in common with you at all and his stupid name is an INSULT, considering what you see here about his life on a different planet.
He was already rich but his father-in-law is a Jewish billionaire real-estate tycoon who originated the REIT investment vehicle concept. Bloomberg once called him the most important real-estate investory in America and he jump-started Beto's political career; he couldn't even STAND him, at first, since up to that point he had parlayed his myriad advantages into being an "art-mover", copyright editor and live-in care-giver.
His wife's passion is making sure all the illegals in El Paso get free heathcare.
Tell your friends about unrelatable, incompetant, rich liar, "BETO".