To: conservative98
I ran out of gas!
I got a flat tire!
I didn’t have change for cab fare!
I lost my tux at the cleaners!
I locked my keys in the car!
An old friend came in from out of town!
Someone stole my car!
There was an earthquake!
A terrible flood!
Locusts!
IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
7 posted on
12/07/2019 11:34:20 PM PST by
lapsus calami
(What's that stink? Code Pink ! ! And their buddy Murtha, too!)
To: lapsus calami
I’d like to take this guy out behind the gym and beat the crap out of him
To: lapsus calami
68 posted on
12/08/2019 1:39:40 AM PST by
Delta 21
(Be strong & prosper, be weak & die! Stay true.... ~~ Donald J. Trump)
To: lapsus calami
You forgot the George Costanza, “I was in the pool! I was in the pool!” excuse. .....lol.
69 posted on
12/08/2019 2:00:30 AM PST by
redshawk
( I want my red balloon. https://youtu.be/V12H2mteniE)
To: lapsus calami
I thought turkeys could fly
81 posted on
12/08/2019 3:05:35 AM PST by
knarf
(I say things that are true, I have no proof, but they're true..)
To: lapsus calami
Poor Joe must be in a stupor mulling over the line from the movie Walk Hard...”The wrong kid died”.
134 posted on
12/08/2019 6:25:34 AM PST by
Centaur
(Never practice moderation to excess.)
To: lapsus calami
203 posted on
12/08/2019 1:22:33 PM PST by
Truthoverpower
(The guv mint you get is the Trump winning express !)
To: lapsus calami
You forgot “the dog ate my homework”.
220 posted on
12/08/2019 10:26:48 PM PST by
slouper
(LWRC SPR 5.5 6)
To: lapsus calami
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