Skip to comments.Deceased Iranian General Soleimani surges into 4th place in Democratic primary race
Posted on 01/09/2020 5:49:14 AM PST by Bruiser 10
Relatively unheard of outside of intelligence circles, deceased Iranian General Qassem Soleimani has surged into 4th place in the national Democratic primary poll among likely Democratic voters.
Just days after President Trump ordered Soleimanis killing in Iraq for orchestrating an attack on the Iraqi US embassy and decades of bombings in the region, many Democrats think he has the stuff to beat Trump in the 2020 presidential election.
He was a great man, Representative Ilhan Omar (D-MN) said of Soleimani. Thats why I am proud to endorse him as my favorite candidate in the 2020 primary.
Analysts are quick to question what people are doing selecting a dead Iranian who cannot legally run for office in the Unites States but a spokesman at the Democratic National Committee said, Dead people have been voting for our candidates for a long time. Its about time that we allow a dead person to run for office!
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One thing is for sure...he and Liawatha will run #1 and #2 in Massachusetts.
Can we get Snopes to verify this?
In the upcoming presidential election, CNN has already declared Iranian General Qassem Soleimani the apparent winner in New York, Illinois and California.
Upon hearing the news report, (primary loser) Bernie Sanders is reported to have said that he 'wishes he were dead, too - if for no other reason than to be on a equal campaign footing with the late General.'
The Progtard DildoCrats continuous efforts to torture reality have made writing satire extremely difficult.
He doesn’t have Biden’s looks, but personality-wise he’s the better candidate. And being black, he’s sure to get out that part of the vote.
Campaign slogan: Get out to vote!! ... or else!
Well, he’s black now.
Is this an offshoot of the Babylon Bee? (which I love by the way)
You're right. There is no "over the top" now. There's just "barely keeping up".
Don’t know just stumbled on to it and it’s a hoot.
There’s another post about Rose McGowan volunteering to be Salamaini’s 72 virgins.
Some pretty creative stuff.
I get a kick out of the Dems and MSM storyline that Trump was wagging the dog when he pummeled Soliemeni with a hellfire.The difference between the wag the dog missiles Clinton fired off in the Middle East to redistribute some sand to distract from his impeachment and Trumps hellfires which had a real impact on an enemy is Trump considered his missile attack a mere distraction from his enjoyable view of watching the Dems choke on the partisan impeachment albatross they decided to hang around their neck and they flagellated themselves in the halls of Congress like a pack of fanatical shia while they stumbled around trying to figure a way of getting it off of them.
ROFLMAO! Great post!!!
there’s no difference with the brain dead...
But wait! It gets even better!!!
John Kerry just said “It Is an Outright Lie by Trump That Iran Was Given $150 Billion”.
Wait another minute. Is this satire, too?
Who can tell anymore?
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