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Deceased Iranian General Soleimani surges into 4th place in Democratic primary race
Genesius Times ^ | 09 Jan 20 | Exavier Saskagoochie

Posted on 01/09/2020 5:49:14 AM PST by Bruiser 10

Relatively unheard of outside of intelligence circles, deceased Iranian General Qassem Soleimani has surged into 4th place in the national Democratic primary poll among likely Democratic voters.

Just days after President Trump ordered Soleimani’s killing in Iraq for orchestrating an attack on the Iraqi US embassy and decades of bombings in the region, many Democrats think he has the stuff to beat Trump in the 2020 presidential election.

“He was a great man,” Representative Ilhan Omar (D-MN) said of Soleimani. “That’s why I am proud to endorse him as my favorite candidate in the 2020 primary.”

Analysts are quick to question what people are doing selecting a dead Iranian who cannot legally run for office in the Unites States but a spokesman at the Democratic National Committee said, “Dead people have been voting for our candidates for a long time. It’s about time that we allow a dead person to run for office!”

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I don't know what to believe anymore.
1 posted on 01/09/2020 5:49:14 AM PST by Bruiser 10
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To: Bruiser 10

One thing is for sure...he and Liawatha will run #1 and #2 in Massachusetts.


2 posted on 01/09/2020 5:50:45 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (The Rats Can't Get Over The Fact That They Lost A Rigged Election)
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To: Bruiser 10

Can we get Snopes to verify this?


3 posted on 01/09/2020 5:55:17 AM PST by paterfamilias
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To: Bruiser 10
Democrats sort of have a thing for terrorists.


4 posted on 01/09/2020 5:56:23 AM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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To: Bruiser 10

5 posted on 01/09/2020 5:56:23 AM PST by Diogenesis ( WWG1WGA)
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“Dead people have been voting for our candidates for a long time. It’s about time that we allow a dead person to run for office!”

In the upcoming presidential election, CNN has already declared Iranian General Qassem Soleimani the apparent winner in New York, Illinois and California.

Upon hearing the news report, (primary loser) Bernie Sanders is reported to have said that he 'wishes he were dead, too - if for no other reason than to be on a equal campaign footing with the late General.'

6 posted on 01/09/2020 6:01:26 AM PST by Quality_Not_Quantity (A law means nothing if it isn’t followed.)
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To: Bruiser 10

ROFL


7 posted on 01/09/2020 6:06:12 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (l)
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To: Bruiser 10

LOL!!


8 posted on 01/09/2020 6:08:29 AM PST by pax_et_bonum (Some people thirst after wealth & some people thirst after fame but everybody thirsts after popcorn.)
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To: Bruiser 10

The Progtard DildoCrats continuous efforts to torture reality have made writing satire extremely difficult.


9 posted on 01/09/2020 6:10:43 AM PST by Natty Bumppo@frontier.net (We are the dangerous ones, who stand between all we love and a more dangerous world.)
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To: Bruiser 10

He doesn’t have Biden’s looks, but personality-wise he’s the better candidate. And being black, he’s sure to get out that part of the vote.


10 posted on 01/09/2020 6:13:16 AM PST by Mr Ramsbotham ("God is a spirit, and man His means of walking on the earth.")
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11 posted on 01/09/2020 6:15:12 AM PST by Vlad The Inhaler (I love Mankind - It's Just Most Of The People That I Can't Stand)
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Campaign slogan: “Get out to vote!! ... or else!”


12 posted on 01/09/2020 6:15:53 AM PST by Coffee... Black... No Sugar (No tagline provided...)
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Well, he’s black now.


13 posted on 01/09/2020 6:15:54 AM PST by Rinnwald
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To: Bruiser 10

Is this an offshoot of the Babylon Bee? (which I love by the way)


14 posted on 01/09/2020 6:16:18 AM PST by Hostage (Article V)
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To: Natty Bumppo@frontier.net
...have made writing satire extremely difficult.

You're right. There is no "over the top" now. There's just "barely keeping up".

15 posted on 01/09/2020 6:17:49 AM PST by Rinnwald
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To: Hostage

Don’t know just stumbled on to it and it’s a hoot.

There’s another post about Rose McGowan volunteering to be Salamaini’s 72 virgins.

Some pretty creative stuff.


16 posted on 01/09/2020 6:19:22 AM PST by Bruiser 10 (Do you boogaloo?)
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I get a kick out of the Dem’s and MSM storyline that Trump was wagging the dog when he pummeled Soliemeni with a hellfire.The difference between the wag the dog missiles Clinton fired off in the Middle East to redistribute some sand to distract from his impeachment and Trump’s hellfires which had a real impact on an enemy is Trump considered his missile attack a mere distraction from his enjoyable view of watching the Dems choke on the partisan impeachment albatross they decided to hang around their neck and they flagellated themselves in the halls of Congress like a pack of fanatical shia while they stumbled around trying to figure a way of getting it off of them.


17 posted on 01/09/2020 6:20:44 AM PST by chuckee
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To: Diogenesis; Bruiser 10

ROFLMAO! Great post!!!


18 posted on 01/09/2020 6:20:44 AM PST by Paco
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To: Bruiser 10

there’s no difference with the brain dead...


19 posted on 01/09/2020 6:22:10 AM PST by heavy metal (your reward will be in heaven not on your paycheck...)
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But wait! It gets even better!!!

John Kerry just said “It Is an ‘Outright Lie’ by Trump That Iran Was Given $150 Billion”.

Wait another minute. Is this satire, too?

Who can tell anymore?


20 posted on 01/09/2020 6:24:30 AM PST by Bruiser 10 (Do you boogaloo?)
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