I hope these clowns just smack the hell out of each other tonight. The more they batter one another, the better.
But I get the general theme tonight will be to deflate Sanders and Bloomberg by calling one a Socialist and the other an out of touch billionaire.
Klobuchar will play her “I’m a smart but nice soccer mom” routine and not say anything too stupid so as to sound leftist - which BTW, she is.
Sanders will continue to promise everything possible to everyone he can.
Bloomberg will look and sound like a guy who’s taken too many political shots to the head. Think Jack Kemp in the 1996 VP debate.
Biden? Who the hell knows?
Warren will come out swinging because she really needs to put one over the fence politically.
Buttgag will try to be reasonable and insist he’s the only one who can unify the Dems in November. BTW, he’ll find a way to of course mention he’s gay.
Only thing to watch for is who is attacking Soda Boy, and who is NOT. It will tell you all you need to know about where the big swamp money is being parked. Those on the Soda Boy attack have been culled from the big swamp money club, so they will have to get funded by the grass roots. Those sitting back are already bought off. The field is getting narrowed all according to plan for a brokered convention. After that comes the Bernie Purge, and his wimp-out payout Version 2.0.
My question is which one will push Mini-Mike’s buttons enough that he goes off script. I think Warren, but my wife thinks Bernie. Warren has to swing for the fences so she will attack him every chance she gets. Going to be a blood bath in any case.
If elected, will he butt-ride the Washington Monument, or something? Two consenting adults and all that, only it’s a public circus!
Which means she'll come across as even more screechy and phony than ever.
Yeah! Ever notice that how they always use this to their advantage when it suits them? Like "vote for me because I'm homosexual".