Iran warns coronavirus could kill 'millions' inside its borders

Fox News ^ | March 17, 2020 | Bradford Betz

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In announcing the new warning, Iranian state TV journalist Dr. Afruz Eslami warned that if people fail to follow any guidance, it could collapse Iran's already-strained medical system. If the "medical facilities are not sufficient, there will be 4 million cases, and 3.5 million people will die," she said.
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Late Monday night, angry crowds stormed the courtyards of the Imam Reza shrine in Mashhad and the Fatima Masumeh shrine in Qom. Many people visit the shrine in Qom 24 hours a day, seven days a week, touching and kissing the shrine.

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Chinese Corona Virus remedies according to Iranian Elders:

• inhaling the smoke of burnt female donkey feces (link)

• Ayatollah Tabrizian recommends that, before sleeping, put a cotton ball dipped in violet oil into your anus (link)


• licking the zarih — a gilded structure that encloses a grave in a mosque or a shrine — of Ali al-Reza, the eighth Imam (link)

• have a Mullah spit in your water bottle before you drink it (link)

[dp0622]

There’s gotta be a hundred great jokes coming out of these treatments..but i’m drawing a blank right now.

Let me go inhale some burnt female donkey feces to see if that stimulates my mind

[rktman]

Save the donkeys!

[dp0622]

LOL

DLM

[vladimir998]

“there will be 4 million cases, and 3.5 million people will die,” she said.”

So they believe most of those who get it will die from it?
Wait. What?

[Bayan]

When you allow insane people to run your country this is the result. Shia can be very volatile, there could be a whole lot of very bad things happen in Iran.

[2banana]

Iran gave up up modern western sanitation, sewers and clean water to embrace a 7th century death cult in the 1970s.

And death is what is coming.

[BBQToadRibs]

I’m going to go lick an idol to play it safe.

[LS]

Well, gee.

[dp0622]

Hey, this is a PG board so keep it clean!

[unixfox]

God moves in mysterious ways.

[yldstrk]

Karma?

[Zhang Fei]

That’s a little hysterical. Could millions fall ill? Sure. But millions dead in Iran? Seems like a stretch.

[proust]

“Ayatollah Tabrizian recommends that, before sleeping, put a cotton ball dipped in violet oil into your anus”

Woah, I’m way ahead of him.

[Berlin_Freeper]

They were all my friends, and they died!

[Leaning Right]

> Iran gave up up modern western sanitation, sewers and clean water to embrace a 7th century death cult in the 1970s. <

I wonder if Jimmy Carter feels any guilt over this. Because his casual toppling of the Shah helped bring this all about.

[Stepan12]

Good news if true. “Death to America,” eh? Maybe that curse backfired on Iran (hehehe).

[gibsonguy]

Wow that’s an 87% mortality rate. Someone better call CBNC with an update.

[cherry]

I doubt very much that GOD wants Persians dead....

its the govt people...the govt of Iran.....

just like in America, a certain portion of people can take over everything and the rest of us have no power.....

I hope the Persians survive.......

[vetvetdoug]

Bless their little hearts