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The Morning Briefing: 'Kim Jong-Un Dead' Sounds Like a Dictator Vampire
PJ Media ^ | 27 Apr 2020 | Stephen Kruiser

Posted on 04/27/2020 8:21:04 AM PDT by Rummyfan

Are we still numbering the weeks of stay-at-home quarantine stuff? If we are, I apologize, because I have no idea which one we’re starting now. The only thing of which I am certain is that it’s Monday, April 9476th, 2020 today.

We kinda/sorta had some sports to pay attention to over the weekend, as the social-distance NFL draft wrapped up for a season that still may not happen. That wasn’t much comfort for me, as I am not a fan of the current draft format, which I explained in my Friday column.

The one news story that played out over the last several days that wasn’t all coronavirus-centric was the rumored demise of North Korea’s doughy little dictator, Kim Jong-un.

NoKo is notoriously closed off and never really in a sharing mood, so it’s difficult to ascertain where the rumors originated. Li’l Kim hasn’t been seen in public since April 11th, apparently, and that set the alarm bells ringing.

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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: kimjongun; littlerocketman; northkorea; rocketman
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Murderous b*st*rd.

Easy call: If she (Kim's sister) takes the job, the press will fawn over her and wonder why we haven’t had a female murderous dictator yet.

1 posted on 04/27/2020 8:21:04 AM PDT by Rummyfan
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To: Rummyfan

Be careful what you wish for.


2 posted on 04/27/2020 8:24:12 AM PDT by Don Corleone (The truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth)
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To: Rummyfan

Like dictator Sadaam Hussein, Kim JongIl likely has several stand in doubles.

I am sure the new Kim will be scrutinized very closely for plastic surgery scars, LOL.


3 posted on 04/27/2020 8:27:18 AM PDT by Candor7 (Obama Fascism:https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
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To: Rummyfan

“Generalissimo Franco is still dead”.


4 posted on 04/27/2020 8:30:42 AM PDT by DuncanWaring (The Lord uses the good ones; the bad ones use the Lord.)
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To: Rummyfan

Wouldn’t this be the perfect time to get the people to overthrow this government in exchange for freedom and removal of the border?


5 posted on 04/27/2020 8:38:08 AM PDT by kempster (w President of all time.)
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To: kempster

Not likely.
Norks have been brainwashed for a dozen generations.


6 posted on 04/27/2020 8:40:22 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (Baseball players, gangsters and musicians are remembered. But journalists are forgotten.)
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To: Rummyfan

Or zombie


7 posted on 04/27/2020 8:40:23 AM PDT by Vaquero ( Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Rummyfan

He is a murderous bastard, but he strikes me as relatively ineffectual and (mostly) harmless as a result.

His sister scares the crap out of me.


8 posted on 04/27/2020 8:40:34 AM PDT by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
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To: Rummyfan

Needs a portmanteau: Vamtator...Dicpyre...Bloodtyrant...dicsucker.


9 posted on 04/27/2020 8:42:54 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (They are openly stating that they intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live.)
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To: DuncanWaring

“Kim Jong un dead” is almost as confusing as when Kim Jong was il.


10 posted on 04/27/2020 8:50:48 AM PDT by Wilhelm Tell (True or False? This is not a tag line.)
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To: Jewbacca

Eyes of death. Frightening.


11 posted on 04/27/2020 8:51:00 AM PDT by Kozy (new age haruspex; "Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.")
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To: Rummyfan

Kim Jong UnDead?
Sounds like a job for the Undead thread.


12 posted on 04/27/2020 8:51:06 AM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Jewbacca

He only remains in power if his generals are well fed, wealthy and possibly also fear him. Also, if his Chinese backers are happy with him. If either of those groups is especially unhappy, Kim Jong-Un will quickly succumb to a case of lead poisoning.


13 posted on 04/27/2020 9:03:44 AM PDT by A Formerly Proud Canadian (I once was blind but now I see...)
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To: Rummyfan

The Democratic People’s Republic of Korea reported today that Kim Jong Un is not dead and in fact is “the most alive person in the universe.”


14 posted on 04/27/2020 9:14:46 AM PDT by BushCountry (thinks he needs a gal whose name doesn't end in ".jpg")
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To: Rummyfan

I was thinking along the same lines, that our press would fawn and any criticism of her would result in accusations of sexism.


15 posted on 04/27/2020 9:22:40 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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To: BushCountry

That was a snippet from the satire website Babylon Bee, not a real news article.


16 posted on 04/27/2020 9:24:55 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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To: BushCountry

Satire:

https://babylonbee.com/news/north-korea-reports-kim-jong-un-is-most-alive-person-in-universe


17 posted on 04/27/2020 9:27:28 AM PDT by piasa (Attitude adjustments offered here free of charge.)
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To: Rummyfan

I think he’s in a bunker hiding from the virus, since he’s aware he has about a thousand comorbidities that would doom him.


18 posted on 04/27/2020 9:42:10 AM PDT by GnuThere
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To: Rummyfan
Kim Jong Un sees the grim reaper and his own funeral
19 posted on 04/27/2020 9:45:35 AM PDT by Bon mots
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He might be dead, he might not be dead. He’s Schrodinger’s dictator. Kim Jong-Uncertain.

But watch out: his little sister is worse.


20 posted on 04/27/2020 10:01:22 AM PDT by TBP (Progressives lack compassion and tolerance. Their self-aggrandizement is all that matters.)
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