Mr. Shakur’s spokeman, Ramalamading Dong, could not be reached for comment.
Elvis Presley, however, wouldn’t shut up, although nobody could understand a word he said due to harelip, accent, and excessive bourbon ingestion.
However, Tupac’s cop-killing mother Joanne Chesimard, did call from Cuba to say that her son is just a hard working kid who is trying to turn his life around, get a college degree, learn to rap and dodge bullets. /sarc
I do believe that Tupac is dead and has been that way for some time. Time most move slowly in Democrat nutcase-led Kentucky.
Are you sure that isn't Ramalamasnoop Dog?