NYC was a mess last night. Not Trump’s fault, but DeBlasio & Cuomo own that. Hundreds of stores looted in Manhattan! Cop run over in the Bronx.
It’s a blame game...Cuomo blaming Di Basio and both blaming Trump....but neither willing to see THEY are to blame for the mess in New York.
Not to diminish anyone's pain, but a little levity, maybe?
There's a holdup in the Bronx!
Brooklyn's broken out in fights!
There's a traffic jam in Harlem
that's backed up to Jackson Heights!
There's a scout troop short a child!
Krushchev's due at Idlewild!
Car 54, where are you?